Comb Puns

He just can't part with it.

The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”

The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”

So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.

Thanks, I’ll never part with it.

(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)

Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.

"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"

I just couldn't part with it.

Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.

I just can't part with it.

I answered, "It's because I just can't part with it!"

said Michael; "Gotta look good for the ladies!"

"Son," I said, "you don't put in contacts to look good, you put in contacts to look well."

First time I actually got him to laugh at one of mine.

he'll never part with it.

(My dad just dropped that on me. I thought I'd pass it along.)

My friends family was driving through DC the other day and they were looking for a certain Macomb street.

Mom: Come on where's this street? Where's Macomb?

Dad: Right next to Mabrush street.

So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.

So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"

Glad to say she smiled at that one!

He just can't part with it.

He just can’t part with it.

I cant part with it.

i just cant part with it

He just can’t part with it.

I just can't part with it.

I told my son I'll never part with it.

I will never part with this.

It's a gift they can never part with.

Thanks - I’ll never part with it!

...I'll never part with it.

"I'll never part with it!"