Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"

Because It's Not Google...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newdoc123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"

But I joke other places, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojaengi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Use the search function before sharing a joke, said the old Redditor.

You’ll avoid a riposte, and see how we’ve groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruditeredditor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.

So close, yet sofa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.

He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.

The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.

He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islander399
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What is Harry Potters favorite search engine

Ask Peeves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteriouslyHorny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I'm a scientist in search of a "cold spicy"

Oh, nevermint, I found it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why did the FBI search the duck

Because he was a known quack dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSHeckingL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My son asked me if we could go search for geodes. I replied

"That would be...gneiss."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfox1988
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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After a long job search, I finally got a job in a company that makes telescopes.

Things are looking up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdom83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.

I really should get past this phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FramDzi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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TV Narrator* This is a mallard. A mallard is a dabbling duck that breeds throughout the world. This one is in search of a mate. A female will lay 8 to 13 eggs.

Duckumentary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd-looking
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What search engine do the minions use?

Gru-gle

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I used to search for clams on the beach

But then I pulled a mussel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reditt_username
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.

Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobiam232
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.

Lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why did the math teacher search the fridge?

Because they were looking for pi.

Ok I know this is bad but shut up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackoquack02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"

It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Google search result with a dad joke

https://imgur.com/gallery/Im6oPJt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBinder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Where does Spiderman search up things if the Internet is down?

The Webster dictionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"

Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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After a long search for a rare sculpture

I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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If you need a job you should apply at Search and Rescue..

They're always looking for people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakhuul
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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In search of puns

I need puns to go with this girl's name. Her name is Fallon. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NodnarbNiluar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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Abandon the search for truth!

Settle for a good fantasy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?

Dad: no he dozen’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My step-father just became an underwater search and rescue officer, posted this on Facebook:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rrranderson19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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I went to Five Below today in search of some nice deals.

It truly amazes me how they stay in business when it's always freezing there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatKidFromTarget
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?

β€œHelp, I’m under a salt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Okay maybe I shouldn't have referred to my kid's dentist appointment as a "cavity search."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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What's the search engine of choice for finding pictures of attractive people to stare at?

Go ogle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Watching the movie "In Search of Fellini" on Netflix with my dad

He says: "so they made a sequel to this called in search of linguini"

"..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I exited the highway in search of some sausage.

Things took a turn for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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What do you call someone who's job is to search for shredded cheese?

An investi-grater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwabike
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....

An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightmare1zero1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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Microsoft's search engine is the best one for adult entertainment (porn). But after I used it, I cleared my browser history. I might have a disorder, because...

I Binged and purged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjabrony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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My mom lost her car keys. Asked if I had them. I barely search, tell her I don't. Two weeks pass. I find them. Punning ensues.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellyeahobviously
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2016
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Can someone think of a good pun about search & seizures?

I want to think of one for a research paper on the subject but Im unable to think of one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suna123
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2014
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My search for a stock photo quickly turned into armageddon imgur.com/unalMst
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Driving my son to the dentist, I asked "Are they going to do a cavity search."

"No," he said. "They already did."

"Tell me more about this dentist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/30thirteen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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