Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"
But I joke other places, too.
Use the search function before sharing a joke, said the old Redditor.
You’ll avoid a riposte, and see how we’ve groan.
Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.
I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
I'm a scientist in search of a "cold spicy"
Oh, nevermint, I found it.
Why did the FBI search the duck
Because he was a known quack dealer
My son asked me if we could go search for geodes. I replied
"That would be...gneiss."
After a long job search, I finally got a job in a company that makes telescopes.
Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
TV Narrator* This is a mallard. A mallard is a dabbling duck that breeds throughout the world. This one is in search of a mate. A female will lay 8 to 13 eggs.
What search engine do the minions use?
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Why did the math teacher search the fridge?
Because they were looking for pi.
Ok I know this is bad but shut up
If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"
It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."
Google search result with a dad joke
Where does Spiderman search up things if the Internet is down?
My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"
Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/
After a long search for a rare sculpture
I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust
If you need a job you should apply at Search and Rescue..
They're always looking for people.
In search of puns
I need puns to go with this girl's name. Her name is Fallon. Thanks.
Abandon the search for truth!
Settle for a good fantasy.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
My step-father just became an underwater search and rescue officer, posted this on Facebook:
I went to Five Below today in search of some nice deals.
It truly amazes me how they stay in business when it's always freezing there
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?
Okay maybe I shouldn't have referred to my kid's dentist appointment as a "cavity search."
What's the search engine of choice for finding pictures of attractive people to stare at?
Watching the movie "In Search of Fellini" on Netflix with my dad
He says: "so they made a sequel to this called in search of linguini"
I exited the highway in search of some sausage.
Things took a turn for the wurst.
What do you call someone who's job is to search for shredded cheese?
If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....
An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being
Microsoft's search engine is the best one for adult entertainment (porn). But after I used it, I cleared my browser history. I might have a disorder, because...
My mom lost her car keys. Asked if I had them. I barely search, tell her I don't. Two weeks pass. I find them. Punning ensues.
Can someone think of a good pun about search & seizures?
I want to think of one for a research paper on the subject but Im unable to think of one.
Driving my son to the dentist, I asked "Are they going to do a cavity search."
"No," he said. "They already did."
"Tell me more about this dentist."