My son asked me if we could go search for geodes. I replied
"That would be...gneiss."
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
What search engine do the minions use?
Why did the FBI search the duck
Because he was a known quack dealer
Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
After a long job search, I finally got a job in a company that makes telescopes.
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures
Google search result with a dad joke
Why did the math teacher search the fridge?
Because they were looking for pi.
Ok I know this is bad but shut up
My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Where does Spiderman search up things if the Internet is down?
If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"
It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."
My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"
Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/
After a long search for a rare sculpture
I found it, but went home disappointed. It was a bust
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
If you need a job you should apply at Search and Rescue..
They're always looking for people.
Abandon the search for truth!
Settle for a good fantasy.
I went to Five Below today in search of some nice deals.
It truly amazes me how they stay in business when it's always freezing there
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
In search of puns
I need puns to go with this girl's name. Her name is Fallon. Thanks.
What did the scientist yell out to the search party when he was trapped under a sodium chloride rock?
What's the search engine of choice for finding pictures of attractive people to stare at?
Okay maybe I shouldn't have referred to my kid's dentist appointment as a "cavity search."
My step-father just became an underwater search and rescue officer, posted this on Facebook:
Watching the movie "In Search of Fellini" on Netflix with my dad
He says: "so they made a sequel to this called in search of linguini"
I exited the highway in search of some sausage.
Things took a turn for the wurst.
What do you call someone who's job is to search for shredded cheese?
If Microsoft had a statistical AI in China that dealt with search queries, it would be called....
An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being
Microsoft's search engine is the best one for adult entertainment (porn). But after I used it, I cleared my browser history. I might have a disorder, because...
My mom lost her car keys. Asked if I had them. I barely search, tell her I don't. Two weeks pass. I find them. Punning ensues.
Can someone think of a good pun about search & seizures?
I want to think of one for a research paper on the subject but Im unable to think of one.
Driving my son to the dentist, I asked "Are they going to do a cavity search."
"No," he said. "They already did."
"Tell me more about this dentist."