Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Someone is out sole searching
The biggest problem searching for the manifold is
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
I've been searching in this map for the past hour...
And I can't seem to find country music.
I've been searching for my stolen bed
and I won't rest until I find it.
The best advice my dad ever gave me: if ever you are desperately searching for something, make sure to take an apple with you.
That way, your search cannot be fruitless.
Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.
They call me The Bounty Hunter.
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
What do you call searching for snipers in Fortnite? Hunting Rifles.
I spent my whole life searching for an ocean of soda
It turned out to be a Fanta sea
I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.
I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
Searching for coffee? Just look down.
Chances are it'll be ground.
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
I was searching pinterest for Ghost (band) wallpapers. This was a pleasant surprise.
I've been searching for my wife's killer for a year now.
I just haven't found the right one yet
What do you call a Mexican searching for his car?
Ebay is useless. I tried searching for lighters
All I found was 13,769 matches
After hours of searching, I’m happy to say I tracked down my brides beloved pet dolphin...
Finally, I found my wife’s porpoise
I've been searching for a job, hoping maybe there'll be a bakery hiring
I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by.
After one hour of searching I finally found an exit out of the room
I stayed up all night searching for the sun
Then it dawned on me.
Happy Father’s Day
At my job as a paleontologist, I was searching for the thigh bone of a Neanderthal.
I thought I had found it, but it was a fossil arm. Then upon searching the site further, I found a petrified sausage. It was the missing link.
Got dadjoked while searching for my phone..
Me: I can't find my phone and it's on silent!
Dad: Too bad, if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
Which bird is the best at searching for compliments?
I just discovered this subreddit after searching for an old joke to see if it had been posted...
And the joke has been posted in this subreddit literally every two days for the past week.
And I think it is hilarious because that is exactly how dad jokes are in real life. Dads always repeating the same joke you’ve heard over and over. I even checked the rules to see if reposting was actively encouraged because I thought it was too great to be a coincidence.
The Key To Job Searching Is Looking Deep Within Yourself.
It’s all about the inner view.
My wife was really mad at me and said I should do some soul searching.
So I googled James Brown.
As I sat on my chair sipping my cup of tea, my son came out searching for me only to leave the room without seeing me.
As he left I exclaimed, "Man, this InvisibiliTEA is great!"
After years of searching I finally discovered the Fountain of Doubt.
I'm not sure if it works or not.
Just spent about 5 minutes searching for the sunglasses I didn't realize I was wearing.
The day was starting to look dim.
I want to start a rap-metal band and sing about Job searching and start ups
We'll call ourselves LinkedIn Park.
If you're searching the map for a city in Belgium…
…you could be looking for a Bruges.
Searching for a thrift store = Goodwill hunting.
My dad sent me this with the caption "After 6 decades of searching, I've finally found it"
http://i.imgur.com/5MNBPFb.jpg
I said I'd put on some Christmas music. After 20 minutes of searching for some, my dad said this...
"I'm not really a fan of Silent Night"
Searching my wallet
Told my dad that I couldn't find my wallet so he helped me look for it. When I spotted it between the pillows on the couch he points at it and goes "So why don't you take this one until yours shows up?"
Thanks Dad.
I was planning a trip and searching for flights...
Me: "I'll check Kayak first"
My Dad: "Why? You need a plane, not a kayak!"
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