I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...

I just couldn't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Mind if I comb over?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chlobo3313
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2013
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What did the right side of my head say to the left?

Comb over and hang out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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It has been a while since I was able to go see my barber...

...so I invited him to comb over to my house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What's the height of stupidity?

2 bald men fighting over a comb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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We thought that bald eagles were an endangered species for the longest time...

Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsurox22
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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Just had this back and forth with my co-worker. Her husband works in explosives.

Me: seems appropriate for you and yours: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32gzy7/what_was_the_secret_to_the_miners_success/ Her: That’s a dynamite answer! Me: I noticed the explosion of laughter over there Her: Rock on! Me: gold-standard of jokes here Her: so precious Me: digging deep on that one Her: pickin away one at a time Me: we have definitely hit the pay dirt of mining puns Her: definite Honey Hole here! Me: not sure that joke bee-longs here Her: you are a total BUZZZZZZ kill Me: comb on it wasn’t that bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeanzelini
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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