I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...
I just couldn't part with it.
What did the right side of my head say to the left?
Comb over and hang out
It has been a while since I was able to go see my barber...
...so I invited him to comb over to my house.
What's the height of stupidity?
2 bald men fighting over a comb
We thought that bald eagles were an endangered species for the longest time...
Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.
Just had this back and forth with my co-worker. Her husband works in explosives.
Me: seems appropriate for you and yours: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32gzy7/what_was_the_secret_to_the_miners_success/ Her: Thatβs a dynamite answer! Me: I noticed the explosion of laughter over there Her: Rock on! Me: gold-standard of jokes here Her: so precious Me: digging deep on that one Her: pickin away one at a time Me: we have definitely hit the pay dirt of mining puns Her: definite Honey Hole here! Me: not sure that joke bee-longs here Her: you are a total BUZZZZZZ kill Me: comb on it wasnβt that bad
