A list of puns related to "Hairdresser"
Never trust hairdressers. They are always talking behind your back!
How trusting. I look for experienced ones myself.
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
By sheer will.
Barber-que
They're always making shortcuts
Just keep trimming~
"...excuse me miss, do you comb hair often?"
I'm dreading it
I think she watches the highlights later.
You know what they say: βHair today, gun tomorrow.β
They just want to dye.
DYE DYE DYE!
Because their straighteners are broke.
I said, "No, platinum"
Herr cut
Barber Ra
I'm dreading it.
I don't know why she had to be aroused.
I asked him to apply it anyways.
It's worth dyeing for.
"None," I replied. "Only my head."
If they come under fire I reckon their only option will be to bob and weave.
victims say it was a shocking, hair-raising experience
He said, "Uhuh."
I said, "Thank you very much."
A Herr Schnipp...
It's a Shampoodle.
A barberian!
So as the hairdresser was walking past a school boy he caught his foot on the guys rucksack and nearly tripped.
I murmured "That was a close shave."
The school boy looked at me, looked away and started to shake his head, while me and the hairdresser are grinning away...
I think she watches the highlights later.
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