Wimpy Puns

A list of puns related to "Wimpy"

Did you hear about the wimpy rock?

Fortunately, he got boulder.

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👤︎ u/ndGall
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Waitress at Wimpy asked us if we'd like onion rings or mozzarella sticks 'for the table'

"No thanks, I don't think the table's hungry."

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👤︎ u/ZeldaFan812
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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This may sound wimpy, but..

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

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👤︎ u/zydar
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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