What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?
How often are women grumpy and irritable ?
Why are geologists always grumpy?
Because people take their work for granite.
Why was the little bear grumpy?
His mother wouldn’t panda to him
Why was the cheddar always grumpy
Sometimes, I wake up grumpy.
Sometimes, she wakes me up.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
Son: I’m sorry for being so grumpy. I’m just hangry.
Dad: Here, have a happytizer.
The attending neonatal pediatrician was always grumpy and irritated by our questions about our babies...
...to be fair, we were warned by the nurses that he was known to have very little patients.
I woke up grumpy this morning
That was a mistake, I should've just let her sleep
Dad, why are grandma and grandpa so grumpy?
Son, they have seen times of Great Depression.
What do you put on a grumpy Christmas tree?
Grumpy Japanese cooks have bad tempura.
Why is the rabbit grumpy?
Its having a bad hare day
What do you can a grumpy cow?
It's sad that grumpy cat died.
At least he lived a memeingful life.
Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals 😄 I’ll put the link in the comments
Beware of the grumpy Programmer
Was grumpy the other day and my wife accused me of being "HANGRY"
After pondering I commented, "nope, I'm HORNERY!"
Why are horny teenage weaboos always so grumpy?
They are simply tired because they can't get a good night's sleep.
Their Rem phase is unhealthy for them.
Since 2006, there have been eight dwarves in the Disney canon - Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc...
My dad lost his driving licence the other day and he was in a complaining and grumpy mood
He said "well I'm now a Dav" when i asked him what he meant he replied "I don't have an id anymore"
I guess he has some grumpy cat in his genes
What did the globe say to the grumpy map?
I don't like your latitude.
From Grumpy to Revolutionary
My wife talking about her dentist being grumpy about her being a little late
Her: he was short, but he's always a little short
Me: I mean he's kinda old, I don't think you can expect him to grow any more...
This was a rare joke from a grumpy dad.
My boyfriends dad was making burgers on the bbq last night and while exiting the house to go onto the porch his shirt got so stuck on the door handle that we had to cut him free.
As we were eating dinner my boyfriend commented "Good burgers", and his dad replies "Sorry if they are a bit dry, I was hung up for a while".
Some days I wake up grumpy
But most days I let her sleep
I wake up grumpy some mornings...
But usually I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy ...
... and sometimes I let her sleep in.
Some mornings, I wake up grumpy.
On others, I let her sleep in.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
Other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy....
Other times I let her sleep in.
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