They use the side walk!
- came up with this while walking to work today (I work in education)*
He was a real hermit
Because they are shellfish
Santa Claws
A female crab saw a male crab walking straight, not sideways, like other crabs did.
βThis guy is really really specialβ, she thought, and asked him out. Soon they were married.
A few days later she saw him walking sideways just like the other crabs, and was disappointed and angry.
βYou lied to me!β She said. βI thought you were different and special!β
The crab said βOh honey, you know I canβt drink that much everyday!β
It said βMichelleβ
He wanted to go on another sidewalk.
Crab cake
Because theyβre shellfish.
Used to be called Matt.
The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"
The baker replies "no, we do not."
Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if itβs been posted already
Because they're shellfish.
Heβs shellfish
No pinchin'
They were steamed!
Crabby panties
A lobster
She gave me hermit crabs
that's shellfish."
Clawful.
Shellfish.
Because they are shellfish.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
Leonardo da Pinchi
It takes a lot of shellfies
Because he's shellfish.
King's Crustation
Theyβre shellfish
Dungeoness crabs.
He named it Michelle
'Cause he was shell-fish.
Because they are shellfish
Because theyβre shellfish
Because theyβre shellfish.
Because theyβre shellfish.
Because theyβre shellfish.
Lobster
Because theyβre shellfish.
