All I said was that it was really grouse.
We flipped on the TV the other night and happened to come across a documentary on the mating ritual of the grouse. As the males danced on the lek, majestically splaying their feathers and swelling their neck sacs, my wife looked at me and said:
My wife: "Are you as turned on as I am?"
Me: "Absolutely. You could consider me highly agroused."
Oh, how I bathed in the cringe-worthy look on her face. Huzzah!