I'm not sure why the restaurant manager was all offended when he mistakenly asked how my chicken dinner was.

All I said was that it was really grouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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My wife brought it on herself...

We flipped on the TV the other night and happened to come across a documentary on the mating ritual of the grouse. As the males danced on the lek, majestically splaying their feathers and swelling their neck sacs, my wife looked at me and said:

My wife: "Are you as turned on as I am?"

Me: "Absolutely. You could consider me highly agroused."

Oh, how I bathed in the cringe-worthy look on her face. Huzzah!

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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