Are you a dry indehiscent fruit?
Because you’re kind of nutty!
Attention - due to the current health situation, I am hereby suspending all TCP communication. I will only utilize UDP in order to avoid all handshakes.
She wears an algaebra.
Me (Mr. Nerdy Smooth): You know you're less than 90 degrees?
Popular Girl: Because I'm acute?
It was at that moment I knew I had to marry her. We'll be married 11 years next month. :)
It gets dork out.
"I just joined a band called 999 Megabytes...
we haven't done a gig yet!"
Note I realize a gigabyte is actually 1024 megabytes.. but I let it slide.
Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.
I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.
The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
http://i.imgur.com/xTjEZNI.jpg
Well, hun, pv=nrt.
(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)
Todd was a typical nerdy high schooler, and like most guys, he had a crush on Mary. One day, he got the courage to ask Mary to prom. To his surprise, she said yes. On the day of the prom, Todd had to excuse himself to get a drink. He went to the water fountain, but there was a long line. He then went to the lemonade table, but there was a long line there also. So he turned toward the fruit punch table...
and there was no punchline
My girlfriend says this joke is way too nerdy for Facebook, so I hope you kind people will accept me for who I am.
I was scanning bays 400-415 and when I reached bay 404 I turned to my boss and said with a straight face "I just got an error. It's saying the bay cannot be found..." He asked what bay I was up to and I told him 404.
He looked at me with an unimpressed face while a colleague said that was beyond nerdy. I chuckled to myself for the next few minutes.
Me: What are you doing today? Dad: I was thinking of going to the weather bureau, they're having a convention of sorts. Me: Do you think that might be something (my two-year-old) would enjoy? Dad: Well it's a bunch of nerdy weather stuff, I'm afraid some of it would be over his head. Me: Well isn't all weather over his head?
My dad, who is Indian, lives in a small college town with a small community of modest, nerdy Indians.
Enter the one fashionista who shows up at a get together sporting a DKNY shirt. My dad walks up, seemingly completely ignorant, and loudly asks, "WHAT IS THIS DONKEY SHIRT?"
Fashionista cried. I died.
She said she had Einstein on her ankle. I said she was looking kinda hot in a nerdy way. She replied "really?" I replied "relatively speaking."
I was at dinner with my family and I spoke up about Chris Squire dying recently and how he was a part of the band Yes.
My sister in law pipes up with: "Ahh, Yes, with their greatest hits: "Mhm" "Yep" "Okay"
With which my brother in law chimes in "There was also Affirmative but that was a little too nerdy for me."
