How often are women grumpy and irritable ?

Periodically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call a grumpy eye doctor?

A Pessimetrist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaleesiDog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?

A Boomer Aang.

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Why are geologists always grumpy?

Because people take their work for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erajter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why was the little bear grumpy?

His mother wouldn’t panda to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Do you wake up grumpy?

No, I let him sleep in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDriveMyself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why was the cheddar always grumpy

He was a curdmudgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidgyboat5955
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Sometimes, I wake up grumpy.

Sometimes, she wakes me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitimate-Hair
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Son: I’m sorry for being so grumpy. I’m just hangry.

Dad: Here, have a happytizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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The attending neonatal pediatrician was always grumpy and irritated by our questions about our babies...

...to be fair, we were warned by the nurses that he was known to have very little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I woke up grumpy this morning

That was a mistake, I should've just let her sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Dad, why are grandma and grandpa so grumpy?

Son, they have seen times of Great Depression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What do you put on a grumpy Christmas tree?

Ornery-ments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordTrollsworth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Grumpy Japanese cooks have bad tempura.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/developmentmule
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why is the rabbit grumpy?

Its having a bad hare day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilloFortune__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do you can a grumpy cow?

Moooooody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantseemeatall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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It's sad that grumpy cat died.

At least he lived a memeingful life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diy4real
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals πŸ˜„ I’ll put the link in the comments
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Beware of the grumpy Programmer

He may byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xevailo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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What do you call a grumpy German? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainXplosionz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Was grumpy the other day and my wife accused me of being "HANGRY"

After pondering I commented, "nope, I'm HORNERY!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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Why are horny teenage weaboos always so grumpy?

They are simply tired because they can't get a good night's sleep.

Their Rem phase is unhealthy for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuzzledKitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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Since 2006, there have been eight dwarves in the Disney canon - Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc...

... and now Pluto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My dad lost his driving licence the other day and he was in a complaining and grumpy mood

He said "well I'm now a Dav" when i asked him what he meant he replied "I don't have an id anymore"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidPH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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I guess he has some grumpy cat in his genes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blacky_1207
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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What did the globe say to the grumpy map?

I don't like your latitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBraumBomber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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From Grumpy to Revolutionary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikiekwoods
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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My wife talking about her dentist being grumpy about her being a little late

Her: he was short, but he's always a little short

Me: I mean he's kinda old, I don't think you can expect him to grow any more...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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This was a rare joke from a grumpy dad.

My boyfriends dad was making burgers on the bbq last night and while exiting the house to go onto the porch his shirt got so stuck on the door handle that we had to cut him free. As we were eating dinner my boyfriend commented "Good burgers", and his dad replies "Sorry if they are a bit dry, I was hung up for a while".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_gun_show_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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Some days I wake up grumpy

But most days I let her sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvesh_parab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I wake up grumpy some mornings...

But usually I let her sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy ...

... and sometimes I let her sleep in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercoincidence
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Some mornings, I wake up grumpy.

On others, I let her sleep in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy.

Other times I let her sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shwastedd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy....

Other times I let her sleep in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bic_Parker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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