Did you know Danny DeVito has a cousin from the old west?

Danny BanDito.

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What's the difference between Gamestop and Danny DeVito?

Short didn't work for Gamestop.

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If Ina Garten married Danny DeVito her new name would be...

Ina Garten DeVito honey,

Don’t you know that I’m lovin you

Ina Garten DeVito baby,

Don’t you know that I’ll always be true

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Why did Danny DeVito sell all of his stocks?

Turns out he's a short seller.

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What would you call Danny DeVito’s feet pics?

Danny DeVi”toes”

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Sent her a post about a kid haunted by Danny DeVito.

http://m.imgur.com/QVcsxjj

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Danny Devitoe
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What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?

A hundred dollar bill.

This is my dad's favorite joke.

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