This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.

It was as big as the last two combined!

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If Ben Franklin were still alive today, what would he be best known for?

Probably his age.

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Is it safe to say the people employed near Big Ben in London are....

....working around the clock?

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Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?

Because of all the columns and rows!

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The work on Big Ben is meant to take 3 years.

That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.

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The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...

Men are now working around the clock.

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Did you hear that they are going to change the Uncle Ben’s logo?

It’s because everyone thought it was ricest.

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Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.

Must be from my Uncle Ben.

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I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

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Big Ben Currently Under Construction (From r/funny)
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I ordered my burger with no mayo.

When I took my first bite I said, β€œWhat the Hell Mann?!”

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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.

It's about time.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why was Ben 10 considered so powerful?

Because the previous kid was Ben Nine in comparison.

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Ben Nevis
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My fiancΓ©e called me last night and said she was on the sofa with Ben & Jerry.

Sounded like she enjoyed her mΓ©nage Γ  froid.

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uncle ben
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Uncle Ben
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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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The KO we've all Ben Askren for.
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Ben Sharpiero
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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?

Big Ben Dover.

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If Ben and Jerry broke up would they engage in a custardy battle?
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Yesterday I stood in front of Ben's reading light

Him: dad why?

Me: I'm an eclipse

Him: not this again

Me: I block the light of the son

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Casualty of War
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How does a turkey eat his lunch?

Gobble gobble gobble

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Who’s Ben
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Why is Ben Affleck’s best friend nuts?

Because he’s Macadamia(n)

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If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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Ben Folds: β€œShe’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
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Oh no! They turned uncle ben into...
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Ben was at home looking for his super fantastic amazingly cool dad

When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...

Was outstanding

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
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Bill and Ben were in the bath...

Bill said: "flobalobalob"

so Ben said: "you dirty b*stard, that stinks"

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Why does everyone quote Ben Kenobi?

Because he has great Wan liners.

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Uncle Ben would probably never discourage Peter from becoming an Avenger.

...but his Aunt May

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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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I heard that Ben bishop isn’t so good in the net

I guess he can only move diagonally

(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)

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Why is a good cook like Big Ben?

Because they both never forget the thyme.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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My wife asked if Ben Folds Five was related to Ben Ten.

I think they're half brothers.

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If Ben Affleck writes an autobiography he should call it...

"Been Affleck"

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The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted

They were working around the clock

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Big Ben is undergoing renovations which will take 3 years...

That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.

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I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.

They work around the clock.

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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When people were skeptical about Ben Franklin's invention of bi-focal glasses,

He said, "you'll see."

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Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

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