Brandon Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Brandon Name"

My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a ‘Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!
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👤︎ u/Lachrondizzle23
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"

and I burst into tears. 13 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brandon.

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👤︎ u/brammiesaus
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Out to a fancy brunch with my whole family...

Our waitress was named Brandon, and at some point during the meal she disappeared for about ten minutes. When she returned, my dad made the comment: "Good thing you're back, we thought we'd been abrandoned!" I laughed very hard.

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👤︎ u/jks4342
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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