My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a β€˜Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lachrondizzle23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?"

and I burst into tears. 13 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brandon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brammiesaus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I had a splinter once

It eventually got out of hand

Source: "Oathbringer: the stromlight archive" by Brandon Sanderson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kolonolok
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Out to a fancy brunch with my whole family...

Our waitress was named Brandon, and at some point during the meal she disappeared for about ten minutes. When she returned, my dad made the comment: "Good thing you're back, we thought we'd been abrandoned!" I laughed very hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jks4342
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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My buddy got this text and replied

other person: call me brandon

My buddy: you are Brandon. And you may have the wrong number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angell54
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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My Dad and Uncle

We were visiting relatives in Canada last summer, including my Dad's brother (so, my Uncle) and his son Brandon. We were around the bonfire one night and Brandon was carving something for his girlfriend Emerald out of spare wood (it actually looked pretty cool). My Dad and Uncle saw the thing, it had a heart that said "B+E" in the middle. Uncle: "What's that supposed to mean, 'break and enter?'" Dad: "Probably 'Bert and Ernie'." Then they laughed like crazy. They joke around like that all the time when they get together, it's pretty hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martin194
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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My mom is throwing a party and I pulled this one

Mom: I'm thinking of having a nacho bar at my party Me: If it's not my bar then who's bar is it Mom: What?...Oh my god u/Not_Brandon_

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Brandon_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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Every time, I'm 24 now. Uncle jokes.

Me: Hey Uncle Brandon I have a question.

Uncle Brandon: Okay niece Etcetera_and_soforth I have an answer.

I'm still walking in to that one.

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