What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVoltoxicAF
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My wife during The Transporter: Oh look, it's Jason Stathamscope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmewhyte
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Jason Mimosa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgilead
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What did Chewbacca say when he dressed up as Jason Voorhees for Halloween?

CHEW CHEW CHEW BACA CA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatBouss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Jason Mamoa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inb4chaos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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This is Jason
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My firstborn son's name will be Jason

My name's Jay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Jason Derulo’s β€œTalk Dirty” Song

After listening to it once again when I’m a bit older, I realised that the song had lots of saxual content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wathong1234
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I had a recurring nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley, but now I’m ok.

I finally battled my Damons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Did anyone else think that TLC had a friend called Jason Waterfalls?

Can’t take credit for this one but I’ll add a screenshot if mods allow it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crestonebeard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I told my therapist that I have a recurring dream where I’m fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley.

She said, β€œFinally! You are battling your Damons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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The name is Jason. Jason Momoa.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieGombie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Jason Bourne visited an Australian city to see his sister.

Mel Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I told my therapist that I dream every night of fighting Jason Bourne and Mr. Ripley.

She said, β€œIt’s ok. You are just battling your Damons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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If you die in combat with Jason Derulo, do you go to Swalhalla?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allycat863
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Jason Bourne...

... is reliving the same day over and over in "Bourne Again"

... travels to the past to stop a terrorist attack in "Bourne yesterday"

... finally settles down and has a baby in "New Bourne"

... de-evolves into a feral beast who prowls the wilderness in "Bourne to be Wild"

Firstly, I think they really missed a trick naming these films.

Secondly... I know there are more of these...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalMikey666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Next in the Bourne series: Jason goes rogue and captures Benjamin Netanyahu, and declares himself permanent ruler.

Don’t miss β€œBourne is the King of Israel”

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Why can't they catch Jason Bourne? youtube.com/watch?v=3TCRy…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fivefancybirds
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I got a message from Jason Tilapia

He seemed fishy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwillier
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Jason Pierre-Paul

Speaking to my co-worker about Jason Pierre-Paul's disturbing firework incident to which he responds "yeah, he really blew it."

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My friend just started watching "How I Met Your Mother," so he just learned who Jason Segal is. I don't think he got the joke.

http://i.imgur.com/T8xIeqf.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cannibal_Puppet
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