It wasn't what he had in mind
They're both a little bit better with Cream
I think I have a Cocaine addiction.
Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."
Because he shot the sheriff.
That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.
"What?"
"Is your first name Lief?"
Courtesy of my roommate's grandpa.
She didn't have one- she just did it for the Halibut.
(Thought of that one while vacuuming listening to the Disney Pandora station, because that's what adults do)
The mermaid replied "I grew out of my B-shells"
......the barman says βainβt that a coincidence, our pub is named after you!β βWhy did you name your Pub Eric?β the horse replies.
Jenn, Eric
Eric Morecombe: "Who's that lady I seen you with last night?"
Ernie Wise: "You mean 'I saw'"!
Eric Morecombe:" Sorry - Who's that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
Boo-Boo Fett
(Taken from Dad Jokes & Fractured Fables Volume One by Eric Dugan--me)
Justin Timberlake: I am Bringing Sexy Barrack Eric Carman: Obama Self Amy Winehouse: Back to Barrack Sir Mix a Lot: Baby's got Barrack Take That: I want you Barrack for good.
If anyone has any others to throw in the mix.. it would be very much appreciated....
Trump Jr and Eric were mighty relieved.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine
...except Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker, who were in cream.
