I landed a job at a company that prints oversized novelty dollar bills

I'm making big money there

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👤︎ u/bdkosher
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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There was once a court case centering on an oversized earring.

They called it The Big Hoop Law

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👤︎ u/N1KZ0NK
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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Saw a manhole today that was unusually oversized, and my wife commented on the fact

I said that it must be a "men hole"

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👤︎ u/killboy
📅︎ Dec 08 2014
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Did you guys hear about the guy that sells oversized ping pong paddles?

Sounds like a big racket to me.

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📅︎ Feb 16 2016
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CNC Machinist dadjoke...

I had some shafts come in from machining vendor. They were oversized, so I had them returned to be re-turned and then returned.

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At least he didn't say Happy Gnu Ear again

My dad was following me around all morning holding an oversized sock. I finally asked him what gives and he just said plainly. "I'm stocking you, son."

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👤︎ u/Xenrei
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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