COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
Who is a famous Explorer from the past that has been largely forgotten?
Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
Mike Rowe can't keep a large audience engaged
Large audiences belong to the realm of Mack Rowe, not the Mike Rowe realm
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
I asked my wife to describe me in a few words
She said:
I'm mature
I'm moral
I'm polite
And, by and large, I'm perfect
Don't know why she then accused me of having "a fundamental incapability to understand the proper use of apostrophes and spacing" though....
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?
My wife won a large ceramic pot
There once was a large group of people that were fascinated by statistics.
The group ended when they proved to be too mean.
What do you call the destruction of a large acres of land?
A massacre
[I came up with this :,) ]
During the Olympics, I met a European man holding 2 large sticks.
I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"
He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"
What do you call a deer with really large eyes?
I ordered won ton for my large family today.
2000 lbs of soup goes along way.
Once I finally finished installing the thin wood flooring in my large living room, I thought to myself...
What did the teeny tiny blanket have over the large quilt?
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.
There's a lot to unpack there.
When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?
What do you call a large group of aliens?
What’s large, green, and can’t fly?
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
At my school, there's a large lizard that wanders the halls all day.
A snail was zipping around the neighborhood in a car with a large S on it
I told the wife "Look at that S car go!!"
I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.
He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.
There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
The Harp Exaggerated How Large It Was...
Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.
Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?
True story: During a large dinner my son said that he was addicted to the gravy
I told him "the best way to break that addiction is to quit cold turkey"
Two extraordinarily large horses were sitting at the bar having a beer. Guy walks in and says to the bartender. "Hey, what's with the Clydesdales?" Bartender says,
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Prom Night
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
What do you call a fat psychic?
Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
Why can’t you trust large trees?
They’re usually the shadiest ones.
I fell into a large vat of curry....
Was in a korma for a month.
The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.
They were doing it in a-bun-dance.
Are all large animal doctors obese?
Never mind, I'm just horsing around...
What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?
My son asked what is a wolverine ?
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night...
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