[At a hot dog stand] Me: Can I have a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Shit. Can I have two then?

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Me, at the hot dog stand: Can I get a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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As the jumbos get older
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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oh, your house number is 747?

so I'm really interested in this girl, and she wanted to watch a movie with me at her place. I ask for her house address and the conversation is more or less this:

"oh my address is 747 blah blah blah st."

"I didn't know you lived on a jumbo jet!"

"That was awful."

"I know I'm sorry I was way out of line with that. It was a pretty plane and Boeing joke. I'm glad your feelings aren't up in the air about it though."

I might have heard a groan from twenty miles away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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Jenga joke

Playing jumbo Jenga that a friend made out of 2x4s when my friend looks at his wife and says:

Friend - "try that piece there, it looks like it would work"

Me - "it all looks like wood work to me!"

Laughter and eye rolls ensued.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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