Taxidermy Puns

Is it still considered a stuff up?

I hear it's how you make the big bucks

I guess it was a dying business

Everyone wants to save a buck!

The only thing I managed to shoot was a feral cat. Great shot though, tore the thing in half and the front half was nowhere to be seen. Filled with pride, I picked up the feline's hind quarters and thought I'd have a go at taxidermy to make a plaque for above the mantle. What a catastrophe.

Income taxidermy

He just loves taxidermy.

I just love taxidermy

Whenever I get really hungry, I like to eat at taxidermy shops, cause I always leave feeling stuffed.

I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,

"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"

I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.