My Scottish friend makes macro-drills and their accessories...

He likes his job, a wee bit.

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I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!

A dad joke original from my dad!!!

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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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Why should you never trust an Excel document?

Because they spread sheet

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