Thanks to my toes for stabilizing me
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phalanxer17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2020
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I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.

I hopped to it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2020
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The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.

She comes with a warranty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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Because it stabilizes your bowls!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slicky6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2018
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My dad dropped this bird plane joke on me.

Two birds were flying together peacefully in the air. All of a sudden, a 747 blew past them at high speed. The birds were tumbling, tumbling, tumbling and tumbling, until they finally stabilized.

BIRD 1 exclaimed: "Woah! Did you see how fast that bird flew past us!"

BIRD 2 still dizzy from tumbling replied: "If you had 4 assholes on fireπŸ”₯ you would be going that fast too!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chefboyclakie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2018
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Gardening Dad Joke

Me and the hubby were doing some gardening and I said to him "we need a wood stake" (so we could stabilize a tomato plant) and he replied "first we gotta find a wooden cow"...good thing ur cute babe :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ubermarie987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2017
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If everyone had a horse...

The world would be a lot more stabilized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2016
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My dad is a water filtration plant operator.

I was trying to level a bucket of water but the table was not level. He said, "I forgot to turn the water stabilizers on last night."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rehtycs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2014
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