I told me therapist, โ€œLast night, I had a nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne and Will Hunting at the same time.โ€

Therapist: Iโ€™m glad that you are finally battling your Damons.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26 2020
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Jason Bourne visited an Australian city to see his sister.

Mel Bourne.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24 2019
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Jason Bourne...

... is reliving the same day over and over in "Bourne Again"

... travels to the past to stop a terrorist attack in "Bourne yesterday"

... finally settles down and has a baby in "New Bourne"

... de-evolves into a feral beast who prowls the wilderness in "Bourne to be Wild"

Firstly, I think they really missed a trick naming these films.

Secondly... I know there are more of these...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MetalMikey666
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30 2018
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Next in the Bourne series: Jason goes rogue and captures Benjamin Netanyahu, and declares himself permanent ruler.

Donโ€™t miss โ€œBourne is the King of Israelโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09 2018
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Why can't they catch Jason Bourne? youtube.com/watch?v=3TCRyโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fivefancybirds
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28 2016
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Did you hear about that Christian secret agent?

His name was Jason Bourne again.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12 2019
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I had a recurring nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley, but now Iโ€™m ok.

I finally battled my Damons.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22 2019
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I told my therapist that I have a recurring dream where Iโ€™m fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley.

She said, โ€œFinally! You are battling your Damons.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 27 2019
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I told my therapist that I dream every night of fighting Jason Bourne and Mr. Ripley.

She said, โ€œItโ€™s ok. You are just battling your Damons.โ€

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