My firstborn son's name will be Jason
My name's Jay
What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?
Adjasont
My dad has a worm farm
He named all the worms Jason, cause their bait, man.
When I ever get to be a dad, I wanna start early.
If I would get to be the dad of a son, I'd name him Jason so on the moment of his birth I can get up and shout: "Jesus Christ, it's Jason, born!"
Did you hear about that Christian secret agent?
His name was Jason Bourne again.
