Help me come up with puns which include the name Todd
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Guess that’s maths for ya
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json Todd!

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Dad: Hey son did you know that there was a kidnapping at a school today?

Son: What happened

Father: The teacher woke him up

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What do you call a stoned lizard?

Mariguana.

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My girlfriend's last name is Pan. We were making hot dogs. She was debating how I should cook them, so I said "I like to put my wiener in a pan".

It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.

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a short punny story

Todd was a typical nerdy high schooler, and like most guys, he had a crush on Mary. One day, he got the courage to ask Mary to prom. To his surprise, she said yes. On the day of the prom, Todd had to excuse himself to get a drink. He went to the water fountain, but there was a long line. He then went to the lemonade table, but there was a long line there also. So he turned toward the fruit punch table...

and there was no punchline

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I need help coming up with name puns!

My friend is having a daughter soon and has yet to come up with a name, so she made the mistake of asking for suggestions. I need help coming up with some great pun names to suggest to her. Some notes:

  • Her last name is Bridges.

  • As I said, it's a girl (so something like "London" is out).

  • I've already thought of Madison and Brooklyn.

Any suggestions?

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