Son: What happened
Father: The teacher woke him up
It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.
Todd was a typical nerdy high schooler, and like most guys, he had a crush on Mary. One day, he got the courage to ask Mary to prom. To his surprise, she said yes. On the day of the prom, Todd had to excuse himself to get a drink. He went to the water fountain, but there was a long line. He then went to the lemonade table, but there was a long line there also. So he turned toward the fruit punch table...
and there was no punchline
My friend is having a daughter soon and has yet to come up with a name, so she made the mistake of asking for suggestions. I need help coming up with some great pun names to suggest to her. Some notes:
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Her last name is Bridges.
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As I said, it's a girl (so something like "London" is out).
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I've already thought of Madison and Brooklyn.
Any suggestions?
