After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
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Therapist: I’m glad that you are finally battling your Damons.
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The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
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A sunken chest and no booty.
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It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!
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A Nightmare Before Christmas
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4stjtt/customers_of_restaurants_thats_appeared_on_gordon/d5c5il9?context=1
My dad on my mom's nightmare
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Girlfriend dadjoked me while watching kitchen nightmares...
An episode about a struggling African restaurant, the owner says "I'm not in denial!" And my girlfriend looks at me and says "of course your not ,you're nowhere near africa"
She's still laughing about it..,
Being stuck at home during lockdown, I keep having these nightmares that my house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it the stalk home syndrome.
I had a nightmare that I was a muffler last night
I had a recurring nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley, but now I’m ok.
I finally battled my Damons.
My son had a nightmare, and threw the linens off his bed.
What's a pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty.
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