Siamese Fighting Fish Puns

A list of puns related to "Siamese Fighting Fish"

A man walks into a fancy seafood restaurant with his recently deceased Siamese fighting fish and asked the chef to cook it for him

The chef told the man that he has bigger fish to fry.

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👤︎ u/nonresidentialdot
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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My dad always told me his dream was to open a store that only sold Siamese fighting fish..

And he'd name it "I'll Do You One Betta"

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👤︎ u/SchwiftyInHere
📅︎ May 09 2016
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Goldfish are good pets, but...

Siamese fighting fish are Betta!

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👤︎ u/DreadMoor
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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