What does Brock from pokΓ©mon browse reddit on

His com-pewter

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Brock getting the hang of skateboarding tricks
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Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother

Brocco Lee

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This is real lee getting out of hand
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Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called?

Brocco Lee

I'll see myself out.

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Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called? /r/dadjokes/comments/egc2…
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Drying pan
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The world's first certified vegetarian

Brock O. Lee

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seems like this belonged here
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Looking for punny D&D NPC names!

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

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What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honky Kong.

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Classic vegetables

An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: β€œBrock O. Lee, call E. Flower”

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What is a martial artist favorite vegetable?

Brock-lee

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I never knew Bruce Lee had a brother.

I didnt know until was reading an article about him. Sadly it said he ended up getting in a car crash that left him a vegetable. Poor Brock Lee.

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Did you hear about the two new salad mascots?

TOM ATO and BROCK Olli

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She needed to prepare for trouble, make that double!

Today a student of mine was wearing a Pikachu onesie for pajama day at work (a junior in h.s.).our conversation went like this. If she wasn't in anime club with me I would have left her alone.

Me: did your wear that so guys would want to take a peek-at-chu?

Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, please stop

Me: why? You scared they won't choose you?

Student : I'm going to stop talking to you now

Me: don't be such an Ash

Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, you need to stop!

Me: c'mon student, you gotta Ketchum to my jokes

Enter the rest of my class groaning, it was a good day. Good thing I stopped before they threw Brocks at me.

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What do you call a Kung fu vegetable?

What do you call a kung fu vegetable? Brock Lee!

(Brock Lee is said like broccoli)

I'd live to know if this is any good because I think this is a original?

How I came up with the joke (if you carrot all): I thought of it while eating broccoli and watching Naruto. (There is a character named Rock Lee and the joke soon came to light)

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Dad at the airport

Dad's turn in the check-in line comes up and walks up to the counter, hands in his armpits, elbows out, bobbing his head forward and back as he walk, which was abrupt yet fluid.

He gets to the counter, "brock! bock bock bock"

The lady at the counter says: "Excuse me?"

"Brock! brock bock bock bock" says my father

Worried she says "Can I help you check in?"

My father stares at her, bobbing his head forward and back. The lady looks confused, worried, looks at the rest of the line with eyes pleading for help.

My father then stands up straight, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was this chicken counter" and proceeds to produce his proper papers

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What is the most common name for a chicken?

Brock!!

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Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;

Broco Lee

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Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

Broco Lee.

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Today I met Bruce Lee’s vegetarian Brother...

Broco Lee

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Did you hear about Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother?

Brock. O. Lee!

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