My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti

You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He said, "No the steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet

Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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"I bet" that's punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanMegha2909
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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A man eating curds says, β€œI bet Miss Muffet would enjoy this.”

A cheese expert replied, β€œThere’s no whey!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eisenbergm
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house

I won $20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish

to the tuna $50,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Oh, you lost a bet?

Well you better go find it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One-Angry-Goose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Never bet on real estate.

The house always wins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sundropboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Bet choo didn't see that coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyso3600
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.

I said, β€œHuron.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I bet it smells great over there!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinoMight_ArmSumo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Bet you didn't know this singer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shakainthehouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.

But no, Nyet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilweasel72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I bet he could
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fidelstikks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...

.....never invented anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeebwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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bet y’all laughed i’m so farknee haha (someone end me please)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ytdistinct_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week

Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeebSportsResort
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.

It was gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastProtagonist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeATron3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.

I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valbranz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I bet you didn't c that one coming
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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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My son asked me today what dΓ©jΓ  vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.

So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puffskeleton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I bet you didn’t see that coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Bet you didn't sea that coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucartoons
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I bet this helicopter wooden fly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuackRamRez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I bet it holds a lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiDDENk00l
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkinehh
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I'll bet she likes KateFC, *sorry for that*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_vasiliss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I bet it felt great to finnish that!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultim8umly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...

...and quickly lost everything.

It was all four naughts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I bet he used a pipe
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.

The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuke_k9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Bet the burglar also stole some vodka
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish

to the tuna $50,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I bet you won’t see this one coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti

You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackKeogh01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I bet none of you see this one coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShastaBeast87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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