Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Bet choo didn't see that coming
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My friend bet me money that I couldnβt name a Great Lake.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I bet you wonβt see this one coming...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I bet it smells great over there!
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Bet you didn't know this singer
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...
.....never invented anything else.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I bet he could
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
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︎ Dec 13 2019
bet yβall laughed iβm so farknee haha (someone end me please)
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︎ Aug 13 2020
if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week
Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
My son asked me today what dΓ©jΓ vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.
So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I bet you didn't c that one coming
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︎ May 19 2020
Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Bet you didn't sea that coming.
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︎ May 31 2020
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I bet this helicopter wooden fly
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︎ Feb 22 2020
39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
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︎ May 02 2020
My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...
...and quickly lost everything.
It was all four naughts.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I bet you didnβt see that coming.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I bet it felt great to finnish that!
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︎ Mar 26 2020
I bet it holds a lot
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︎ Jan 23 2020
I'll bet she likes KateFC, *sorry for that*
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︎ Jan 13 2020
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I bet he used a pipe
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︎ Mar 26 2020
I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I can't believe he ego of that cannibal who bet me he could eat his own leg!
That guy is just full of himself!
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Bet the burglar also stole some vodka
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︎ Jan 31 2020
John Wick said to the ninja, βBet ya canβt hit me with that thing!?β
Ninja replies, βShurikenβ.
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︎ May 21 2020
At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.
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︎ May 03 2020
I bet he would be the butt of many jokes
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I bet none of you will see this one coming
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I bet none of you see this one coming.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I bet none of you will see this one coming
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︎ Jun 11 2019
My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
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︎ May 09 2019
I bet none of you will see this one coming
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︎ Jul 28 2019
My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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︎ May 11 2020
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I bet a butcher that he couldnβt reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
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