And the doctor said he had dino-mites
Preferably made from scratch.
Youโre a sight for psoriasis.
Her name is Tinea.
Asteroids.
...to tell you about my allergies.
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
Take away the W.
Does this mean 1 in 4 enjoy it?
Take away the w.
A labra-kadabra- dor
Itโs a real head scratcher, and quite honestly Iโm just itching to find a solution.
He needed an itch to cook from scratch.
It was malarious
That will come back to bite me
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
I donโt think it would ITCH the spot
Tonight my wife and I were explaining why my son had to wear pajama bottoms after putting anti-itch cream on his legs, because it kept it from rubbing off on the sheets. โBut doesnโt it rub off on the pajamas?โ asked my daughter. My wife patiently explained that the cream could then rub back onto his legs.
โYes,โ I said. โItโs a perpetual lotion machine.โ
That's probably going to come back to bite me later
A patient came to the ER with a rash that she had been scratching for a few days. I told her it was an allergic reaction and that I'd prescribe her steroid cream. She asked me if she'd be discharged soon.
I said "Wow. You're really ... itching to get out of here."
Silence, then groans. Just the response I was looking for.
...would that be a rash decision?
The flee market
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
He has been complaining about his ear for the past few days, possible infection. He was saying how he couldn't hear well and how his ear itched but he couldn't scratch it.
"Man, that must be ear-itating"
"Do your homework"
Hair it itch (heritage)
The itching in my eye was really out of control.
there wasn't a dry eye in the house.
Weโre going to have a B.B.
"Stone of a peach!"
Was a favorite of my Dad's. There are probably others that I can't recall. Share yours in the comments!
A friend asked "What does it mean if your palm itches?" I replied "I'm sorry I don't make rash decisions."
I hope this is the proper venue for this post. If not, feel free to delete me.
This came from when I was doing production lighting. Every once in a while during concert setup the audio tech would need help with mic check. Now the "real" audio guys would always just stand there going "check check check one two". Me being not a real audio guy wanted to have more fun than that, so I would always do "pages" as if I was paging people. But I would use these assumed names. Here is a partial list of names I would use. If you look closely you might notice a familiar u/name or two.
Paging Mister Lobbla โฆ Mister Bob Lobbla (from Arrested Development)
Paging Mister Vitoomey โฆ Mister Lee Vitoomey
Paging Mister Frescoe โฆ Mister Al Frescoe
Paging Miss Haivure โฆ Miss Bee Haivure
Paging Miss Mitch โฆ Miss Miranda Mitch (my random itch - from The Mick?)
Paging Miss Dactyl โฆ Miss Tara Dactyl
Paging Miss Falactec โฆ Miss Anna Falactec
Paging Miss Tonin โฆ Miss Sarah Tonin
Paging Mister Zinette โฆ Mister Ray Zinnette
Paging Mister Reader โฆ Mister Chip Reader
Paging Miss Kiaki โฆ Miss Sue Kiaki
Paging Mister Doffish โฆ Mister Stan Doffish
Paging Mister Debank โฆ Mister Robin Debank
Paging Mister Festo โฆ Mister Manny Festo
Paging Mister Ifornia โฆ Mister Cal Ifornia
Paging Mister Itosis โฆ Mister Hal Itosis
Paging Mister Saroni โฆ Mister Rye Saroni
Paging Mister Nasium โฆ Mister Jim Nasium
Paging Mister Aroon โฆ Mister Mac Aroon
Paging Miss Ester โฆ Miss Polly Ester
Paging Miss Rexia โฆ Miss Anna Rexia
Paging Mister Zapan โฆ Mister Pete Zapan
Paging Mister Tenuff โฆ Mister Jess Tenuff
Paging Miss Eous โฆ Miss Elaine Eous
Paging Mister Aroni โฆ Mister Mac Aroni
Paging Mister Preneur โฆ Mister Andre Preneur
Paging Mister Cetera โฆ Mister Ed Cetera
Paging Mr. Zapple โฆ Mr. Adam Zapple
Paging Mr. Bino โฆ Mr. Al Bino
Paging Miss Slapter โฆ Miss Ida Slapter
Paging Miss Talia โฆ Miss Jenna Talia
Paging Mr. Rafone โฆ Mr. Mike Rafone
Paging Mr. Zark โฆ Mr. Noah Zark
Paging Miss Yoki โฆ Miss Carey Yoki
Paging Mr. Foolery โฆ Mr. Tom Foolery
Paging Mr. Atric โฆ Mr. Jerry Atric
Paging Mr. Duttank โฆ Mr. Phillip Duttank
Paging Mr. Anoma โฆ Mr. Mel Anoma
Paging Mister Jass โฆ Mr. Hugh Jass
Paging Mr. Onella โฆ Mr. Sam Onella
Paging Mr. Maphobe โฆ Mr. Jer Maphobe
Paging Mr. Packa โฆ Mr. Al Packa
Paging Mister Dente โฆ Mister Al Dente
Paging Miss Conda โฆ Miss Anna Conda
Paging Miss Sharalike โฆ Miss Sharon Sharalike
Paging Miss Bellum โฆ Miss Sarah Bellum
Paging Miss Mennopey โฆ Miss
... keep reading on reddit โกWhen I was at a restaurant I was rubbing my eye because it itched. I went to go wash it in the restroom at the place and when I came back, a person at my table said โYour eye is really red!โ So then I said โHey! You donโt need to RUB IT IN.โ
Back in the 90s, I remember playing some N64 after school when my dad came home from work. He comes into the living room and asks me what's up and, as a teen, I say "nuthin" and keep playing while he just stands there. Out of the corner of my eye, I can see he's looking at me with a stupid grin on his face that's he's trying to suppress poorly. Finally, he asks me to pause the game. I turn to him and he asks "You want a Hertz donut?" I obviously know this joke, but to make it worse, he's already making a fist, ready at his side. I roll my eyes and say "No, I do not want a Hertz donut." He just relaxes his hand and says surprised "Oh, you don't? You sure?" I say I'm sure and he says okay and walks back out to his car, leaving me to return to my GoldenEye. A few seconds later, he comes strolling back in the room, with a box of a dozen donuts in his hand, while he's eating one, with the same stupid grin on his face. On the box of donuts, "Dunkin" has been crudely crossed out and Hertz written beneath it in Sharpie marker. He walks into the kitchen saying "Guess you won't be having these Hertz donuts!" I'm in awe. I follow him into the kitchen and he finally relents and lets me take a donut. I ask him "So, you bought these donuts, and just put this joke together on the way home?" He says he thought of the joke earlier in the day at work and had to buy the donuts for the bit. I start laughing hysterically thinking about him sitting at work itching to leave to pull this off. As we sit there, quietly eating these donuts, he breaks the silence with a mouth full of donut, with "Had to stop at CVS to pick up a Sharpie too." I almost choked on the donut jimmies.
TLDR: Dad offered a Hertz donut, should've taken him up on it.
Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.
The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.
Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".
Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.
Too many of them have the itch...Modric, Mandzukic, Perisic...etc
Scratch that! I had an itch.
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
Guess I'll have to start from scratch.
