Wanna hear my Batman impression?
βSure.β
βOh no! Kryptonite!β
βThatβs Superman.β
βThanks man. Iβve been practicing.β
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︎ May 22 2021
Wanna know a word I just made up?
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︎ May 03 2021
You guys wanna hear a fun fact about Eminem?
Ah, never mind, itβs not like it Mathers
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Wanna hear a joke about construction?
... im still working on it
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Poet wanna cracker?
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︎ May 14 2021
why did the m&m wanna go to school?
because it wanted to be a smartie
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︎ May 15 2021
Wanna hear a Chemistry joke?
I assure you, everyone reacts quickly to this one!
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︎ May 11 2021
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
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︎ May 04 2021
Wanna go to an underwater concert?
I heard shrimp bizkit will be there.
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︎ May 16 2021
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Oh nevermind. It's tear-ible.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Anyone wanna buy a Delorean?
It has super low milage
I only drive it from time to time!
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Wanna know what disappointment feels like?
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︎ May 11 2021
Wanna have some CARBONara?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Hey wanna know a billionaires kryptonite?
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︎ May 06 2021
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what heβs doing right know?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Wanna build an ark?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help
Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali
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︎ Mar 08 2021
My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
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︎ Aug 08 2020
To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Wanna hear something ironic?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?
Dad: Namaste home instead
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Just wanna say im a huge fan
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Wanna contact a dead Italian....
Simple....Use a Luigi board.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Wanna know what makes me smile?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Wanna hear a joke about stairs?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
No but Iβll wrestle you for them.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Do you wanna know?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Yeah he doesn't wanna miss it
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iβll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My waiter asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers.
I said, "No but I'll wrestle you for them."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
He didn't wanna whisk it.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Wanna hear an ISIS joke?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I wanna know where that bar is.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Yβall didnβt like it.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Eh, nevermind. It's tearable.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Wanna hear a hypocritical joke?
Never mind I donβt like it.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. Itβs tearable.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Iβm still working on it...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I donβt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyβre always up to something!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, itβs tearable
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︎ Nov 28 2020
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