Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. Itβs tearable.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Wanna hear something ironic?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?
Dad: Namaste home instead
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Wanna hear a joke about stairs?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Iβm still working on it...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Today is the best evening ever! Do you wanna know why?
Today evening at 21:21:21 oβclock is the 21 day of year 21 of the 21 century.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Just wanna say im a huge fan
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
No but Iβll wrestle you for them.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iβll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Wanna know what makes me smile?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Wanna hear an ISIS joke?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Yβall didnβt like it.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
"You wanna cook the pasta right,"
"Or I'll-dente my teeth."
Brought to you by my dad.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My waiter asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers.
I said, "No but I'll wrestle you for them."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
He didn't wanna whisk it.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Yeah he doesn't wanna miss it
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I wanna be ....
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Do you wanna know?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
i wanna see pessimistic one
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Wanna know why british people donβt pronounce the t in british?
Because they drank it all
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I wanna start a citrus NGO
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
No? K.
(If they ask why, just say no, thatβs a different joke)
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︎ Sep 29 2020
You wanna see an Oxymoron?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Wanna hear a roof joke?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I wanna know where that bar is.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Wanna hear a dad joke?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Wanna hear a joke?
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Wanna hear a rumor about peanut butter?
Nevermind, Iβd rather not spread it.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I just wanna say Something funny
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I do what I wanna do.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
You guys wanna hear a dirty joke
So little jimmy was playing in some mud and he had to take a bath
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Wanna hear a joke about memory?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I donβt trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because theyβre always up to something!
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, itβs tearable
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Do you wanna hear a joke about construction
Never mind Iβm still working on it
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Ya wanna hear a joke about paper
Nevermind it was pretty tearable
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mindβit's tearable.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
Never mind, I will just skip that one.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Wanna hear the funniest joke?
It's quarantine.
Don't get it? Oh well, it's an inside joke..
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
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