Please dont call us grammar nazis

We prefer the term "alt-write"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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i created this dont judge.... πŸ™„

Me: mumbles I did not understand this chapter about electricity...
My friend: Watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flaming_Cash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Dont mind if i dooo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliv071b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Dont give in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSUplayer74
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I dont think ull get it

I wanted to make a joke about sodium but Na they wont get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheuq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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This one trick Basketball players dont want you to know, is buying fiber broadband for their balls

It helps them get faster into net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I dont really have that many friends...

But me and my recliner go way back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Invader_Kilz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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did you know that stippers dont have airconditioning in their homes?

they have onlyfans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swedhoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why dont ants catch colds?

They have strong anty-bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baffledbowtie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I dont like gifs

They repeat the same joke

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What foot dont they make shoes for?

A square foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titaniumhud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why dont bears wear socks?

Because they have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icanhazsalvation
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?

Because they don't know what the woolworths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Saw this on TTT dont know if its here but
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliv071b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why dont witches dont wear underwear?

For better grip on the broomstick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeki99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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nah, dont bother. you wont get it, it's an inside joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouosvvav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Dont spell part backwards

Its a trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Dont blame other for the road you're on.

That's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nishireko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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if Juan cant, i dont know who Pablo-bly can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I dont put up with people who are missing appendages

I'm lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyaleo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I dont trust stairs

They are always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxtttttxx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I,was told pictures dont do well on r/dadjokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MixedGender
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why dont eagles and eels breed?

Because its eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Sry I dont answer my phone on 9/11 . . .

I keep it on airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless-Chicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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dont get mad at lazy people

they didnt do anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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If I dont perfect human cloning..

I won't be able to live with myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I dont trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_mike-2004
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I dont know much about switzerland

but I hear their flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qaarkk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I dont always tell dad jokes

But when I do, he laughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00123581321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Dont worry guys, this one isnt 18+

17

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caprastick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I dont need kidneys

I already have grown up knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandknewcar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I dont want political comments. Just enjoy the pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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lets play dont starve: together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cihan_emre
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I always find myself getting drunk on planes even though I dont drink

Maybe its because I always get seated on the portside?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weebs_are_weird
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I dont understand why so many people are mad at Bill Gates

he basically invented PC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gestrn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why dont chickens insult each other?

They dont like getting roasted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CelesticMimikyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Kids, dont use alcohol.

An alcohol leads to an alcodoor which opens up into an alcoroom. You don't want to see what's in the alcoroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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You dont see many Delorean's on the road

It’s because the owners only drive them from time to time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poptart100
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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when you love poems but you dont have much time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weakshiv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Everyone is posting all these memes about being quarantined, and I dont find anything funny about them.

I guess they're inside jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sineofthetimes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Its not original but i dont know where its from
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My wife is mad at me that I dont have a sense of direction.

So I packed up and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarneth69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Dont mess with pediatricians.

They have little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepootastrophy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I dont usually tell dad jokes, but when I do.

He laughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tombola201uk
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I dont usually tell dad jokes

But when I do, hes out getting milk

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Dont get mad at lazy people

They didn't do anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditShmeddit123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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