Arrow does pun [x post /r/arrow]
π︎ 143
π
︎ Nov 16 2014
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella
π︎ 7k
π
︎ Apr 15 2021
how much does a roof cost ?
nothing - itβs on the house
π︎ 1k
π
︎ Apr 20 2021
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
π︎ 11k
π
︎ Mar 19 2021
How does a non-binary Swordsman kill people?
π︎ 699
π
︎ Apr 08 2021
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They/them
(They slash them)
π︎ 264
π
︎ Apr 27 2021
How does Nasa organize a party?
π︎ 526
π
︎ Apr 18 2021
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
π︎ 464
π
︎ Apr 26 2021
How does a non binary person kill someone?
π︎ 311
π
︎ Apr 16 2021
How does Moses make tea?
π︎ 921
π
︎ Mar 31 2021
Does a train have teeth?
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Mar 02 2021
What does Delaware?
π︎ 68
π
︎ Apr 27 2021
How does a cow introduce his wife?
π︎ 42
π
︎ Apr 27 2021
How does a muslim close a door?
π︎ 92
π
︎ Apr 19 2021
What generation does Forest Gump belong to?
π︎ 213
π
︎ Apr 15 2021
What does jeff bezos do before bed?
π︎ 124
π
︎ Apr 19 2021
How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?
π︎ 140
π
︎ Apr 19 2021
What does a clam do on his birthday?
π︎ 953
π
︎ Mar 16 2021
My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?
I now pronounce you man and wifi.
π︎ 44
π
︎ Apr 25 2021
What does the plumber say to their child after lecturing them?
ππ¦π΅ π΅π©π’π΅ π΄πͺπ―π¬ πͺπ―...
π︎ 45
π
︎ Apr 20 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
I donβt know, but it must be through the roof.
π︎ 119
π
︎ Apr 16 2021
Why does Jesus rise?
Because his body was made out of bread
π︎ 41
π
︎ Apr 18 2021
What does a robot do after sex?
π︎ 135
π
︎ Apr 02 2021
Why does Beethoven dislike chickens so much?
Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.
π︎ 31
π
︎ Apr 23 2021
What does a log do once he gets to the gym
π︎ 39
π
︎ Apr 12 2021
What does it say on Stephen Hawkinβs tombstone?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Apr 24 2021
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
π︎ 12k
π
︎ Jan 10 2021
As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"
Me: It's an olfactory response.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Apr 18 2021
What does pizza become after you eat it?
π︎ 25
π
︎ Apr 18 2021
Why does Compton have the best cell data?
Because they have the most Gβs.
π︎ 13
π
︎ Apr 27 2021
Where does frosty the snowman keep his money?
Nowhere! He has Snow pockets!
π︎ 5
π
︎ Apr 22 2021
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because itβs a Noble Gas!
π︎ 19
π
︎ Apr 19 2021
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
π︎ 140
π
︎ Apr 03 2021
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan...
π︎ 126
π
︎ Mar 22 2021
How does the moon cut his hair?
π︎ 26
π
︎ Apr 20 2021
Why does Jesus stay on the other side of the road?
Heβs afraid to get across
π︎ 40
π
︎ Apr 12 2021
How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
π︎ 190
π
︎ Mar 24 2021
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
π︎ 208
π
︎ Mar 14 2021
Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because she outgrew her b-shells.
π︎ 709
π
︎ Mar 04 2021
How do you call an elephant that does not matter?
π︎ 28
π
︎ Apr 09 2021
Whit kind of car does Bilbo Baggins drive?
π︎ 44
π
︎ Apr 24 2021
His son asked him βWhat does it mean to be a Man?β...
He replied: A man is someone who is responsible and takes care of his family.β
Son: I hope one day I grow up to be a man just like Mom!
π︎ 871
π
︎ Mar 01 2021
(9 year old daughter tells me) What does a Dalmatian say after it eats dinner?
π︎ 43
π
︎ Apr 23 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing; itβs on the house.
π︎ 107
π
︎ Apr 14 2021
What does Jeff Bezos do before bed?
π︎ 61
π
︎ Apr 21 2021
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, itβs on the house
π︎ 157
π
︎ Apr 12 2021
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
π︎ 35
π
︎ Apr 20 2021
How does a non-binary person kill someone?
π︎ 205
π
︎ Mar 22 2021
How does nasa organize a party?
π︎ 16
π
︎ Apr 18 2021
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
π︎ 27
π
︎ Apr 08 2021
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
