Stay inside, practise social distancing and keep clean...

Meow meow meow, we are becoming cats 🐈

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2020
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What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?

Justin judeau

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stickyfingerszippers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2019
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It was Orwell and good in the farm until the animals started practising communism.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/it_me_a_boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2019
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After practising hard finally learned to do a perfect split.

Exact half cake for now and the other exact half after the first finishes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kones_6999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2019
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, β€œNOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, β€œThat’s Superman…”

β€œThanks, man, ” he replied, β€œI’ve been practising it a lot.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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After practising for 5 years without getting a single booking, I suggested my son's band change their name to 1023mb

They still haven't got a gig, though.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CameronFuckedmyPig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2016
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If I go bald, I'm going to get rabbits tattooed all over my head.

Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrOsteel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2017
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If practice makes perfect...

If practice makes perfect, but many say nobody's perfect, then why practise?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GlebtheGoat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2019
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Doctor: it seems like your cough is getting better

Patient: yeah, I spent all night practising

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XtremePoisonYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2018
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Two actors...

are practising a walking out of a room scene. One asks the other if they should film it for later review. The other replies 'no lets just see how we go'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmabbz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2014
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" and I said, "That's Superman..."

"Thanks, man," he replied, "I've been practising a lot."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lafuss_tent
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