I think they're just boring tools
I had no impact
The job was boring.
He likes his job, a wee bit.
Kills his victims bit by bit
I’m sure it would just bore you though.
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
The followed response, "Guys calm down, it's just a drill."
It was a bit boring.
So I called up Dewalt and they said: “not to worry! It’s just a fire drill.”
REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D
I think I screwed up the punch line
He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up
but do you know the hammer?
I nailed that joke
you definitely saw those coming
but did you "see" that one coming?
Its a boring job
At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!
It was groundbreaking.
but I said that would be boring.
They're full metal jackets after all.
But do you know the screwdriver? I nailed that joke."
B : "No, you screwed it up."
C : "I'm going to wrench this joke from you."
D : "Stop trying to hammer in your puns."
He said it was too boring.
He said.. "What kind of question is that?" So I said "So you know the drill."
I was stoked
It was well boring
He was always forgetting his bits!
But it didn't work, so we got an extinguisher instead.
Fastening things together with metal is riveting.
Talk about boring!
It was kind of bore-ing.
You get bored to death.
Took him to the infant-ry
He said there was too much boring business involved.
"Will someone please get me a drill?"
(at the hardware store)
Dad: "Hey, look! Boring Drill bits!"
Me: "Cool, I have a set in my dorm"
Dad: (calls over employee) "Excuse me 'mam. I see you have boring drill bits..."
Me: (oh god, here it comes)
Dad: Do you have any interesting drill bits?
A drill byte
I'm at work and we had to go to the basement because of a tornado warning.
I tell him the situation and he says, "Its fine, you can leave once this all blows over."
Some background, this man never makes jokes and never laughs. I'm doing some car work and he calls me and I go with 'Hey I'll call you later' he replies 'Don't call me later, call me grandpa' didn't even laugh just made the joke then hung up.
Because that gas he gave me was making the whole world spin
Senior Chief: I forgot to put on sun lotion, I look like a raddish.
Me: Then, after all that yelling, are you a hoarse raddish?
Brother: And that's the chuck, right?
Dad: Well yes, but I'm not that familiar with it, so I call it the Charles.
texted my dad "A nice Vietnam Vet just bought me a drill set!"
Dad: "He must have been a good man in Nam, and it sounds like he's a good man now. Looks like he hasn't changed a BIT!"
It was a bit boring.