You know, visiting the dentist is actually pretty... boring once you know the drill
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︎ May 15 2021
What did the drill sergeant say to the first day recruits?
Itβs awfully drafty in here!
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︎ May 18 2021
Hammer - This is Not a Drill
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Screwing in some camera mounts and I dropped my drill, it came so close to hitting my daughter in the head...
Good thing it was only a drill!
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Guys this is not a drill!
Itβs actually a screwdriver
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Drill Sergeant: I didnβt see you at the camouflage drill today
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Iβve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Maybe he was....(takes long pause) perfoming a drill
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︎ Aug 20 2020
THIS NOT A DRILL
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︎ Apr 23 2020
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first itβs boring and then itβs Riveting!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Some people think drills are interesting
I think they're just boring tools
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︎ Jul 05 2020
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︎ Oct 07 2020
This is not a drill
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I just watched a video of a drill.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Just watched a video about fancy drills
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︎ Sep 23 2020
When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I get the drill...
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︎ Nov 27 2019
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
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︎ May 17 2020
This is not a drill
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︎ Sep 09 2018
Co-worker got a new drill and another co-worker responded, "Oh man, he's got a gun!"
The followed response, "Guys calm down, it's just a drill."
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Thereβs a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
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︎ May 01 2020
Coach used to tell me I screwed up my drills
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I've never been excited over drill bits...
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
I was using my drill at work when all of a sudden it heated up so much, it caught fire!
So I called up Dewalt and they said: βnot to worry! Itβs just a fire drill.β
REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My sister-in-law's grandfather used to tell stories of how he used to drill holes in stuff for a living...
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My Scottish friend makes macro-drills and their accessories...
He likes his job, a wee bit.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I thought I would tell a joke about this new set of drills I got.
Iβm sure it would just bore you though.
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︎ May 19 2020
I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill
He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Not a drill
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︎ Mar 09 2019
You know the drill
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I was telling a joke about an electric drill.. but it didnβt make anyone laugh
I think I screwed up the punch line
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︎ Jan 20 2020
tornado drill
coming to a home depot near you!!
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Fire drill!
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︎ Jun 11 2019
I got a job at a construction site to drill holes
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︎ Nov 03 2018
you know the drill
but do you know the hammer?
I nailed that joke
you definitely saw those coming
but did you "see" that one coming?
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︎ May 18 2019
Attention readers of dadjokes: This is NOT a drill
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︎ Feb 18 2018
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︎ Oct 25 2017
After being fired I got a job at the drill factory.
Its pretty boring, but its helping turn my life around.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
My job is to drill things, and then fasten them together.
At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!
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︎ Jan 29 2019
from YouTube comments "you know the drill......"
But do you know the screwdriver?
I nailed that joke.ο»Ώ"
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B : "No, you screwed it up."
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C : "I'm going to wrench this joke from you.ο»Ώ"
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D : "Stop trying to hammer in your punsο»Ώ."
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︎ May 24 2018
I know a pun about drills...
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︎ Aug 13 2018
Correct spelling for DRILL?
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︎ Sep 20 2018
A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .
but I said that would be boring.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Local hardware store had a workshop on drills and drill bits.
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︎ Apr 09 2016
Drills are boring
Fastening things together with metal is riveting.
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︎ May 21 2016
I just watched a video of a drill.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
I just watched a video about a new cordless drill.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
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