Some people think drills are interesting

I think they're just boring tools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
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This is not a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingerbreadboi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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Coach used to tell me I screwed up my drills

I had no impact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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THIS NOT A DRILL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1019gunner
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Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.

The job was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b3rkath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I just watched a video of a drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derextus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prashantuprety8
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Do you know the drill?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk007260803
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My Scottish friend makes macro-drills and their accessories...

He likes his job, a wee bit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...

Kills his victims bit by bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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My sister-in-law's grandfather used to tell stories of how he used to drill holes in stuff for a living...

How boring!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I thought I would tell a joke about this new set of drills I got.

I’m sure it would just bore you though.

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I get the drill...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTBoICheRry_MEJA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I've never been excited over drill bits...

...I've always considered them to be boring tools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Co-worker got a new drill and another co-worker responded, "Oh man, he's got a gun!"

The followed response, "Guys calm down, it's just a drill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPeabnut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I just watched a video about a new cordless drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/triple_stanley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I was using my drill at work when all of a sudden it heated up so much, it caught fire!

So I called up Dewalt and they said: β€œnot to worry! It’s just a fire drill.”

REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydtheslothe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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tornado drill

coming to a home depot near you!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamyule
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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I was telling a joke about an electric drill.. but it didn’t make anyone laugh

I think I screwed up the punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ohm_B
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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This is not a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KKScylla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill

He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoIsPharoah17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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You know the drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korkolykos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Not a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Fire drill!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AL_O0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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you know the drill

but do you know the hammer?

I nailed that joke

you definitely saw those coming

but did you "see" that one coming?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelanieLN
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I got a job at a construction site to drill holes

Its a boring job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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My job is to drill things, and then fasten them together.

At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwerty1134
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Attention readers of dadjokes: This is NOT a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsnathanhere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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You know when they invented the pneumatic drill...

It was groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Chain Saw and Hammer Drill imgur.com/rUlPQDT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambronia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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What do you call someone who drills holes?

Boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .

but I said that would be boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caferreri11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Drill sergeants like wearing aluminum hoodies.

They're full metal jackets after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Correct spelling for DRILL?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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I know a pun about drills...

But it's boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hybrid_na
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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from YouTube comments "you know the drill......"
  • A : "You know the drill

But do you know the screwdriver? I nailed that joke.ο»Ώ"

  • B : "No, you screwed it up."

  • C : "I'm going to wrench this joke from you.ο»Ώ"

  • D : "Stop trying to hammer in your punsο»Ώ."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunnerVee
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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My dad didn't like the drill I got him.

He said it was too boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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My friend was sitting next to a DeWalt drill. I asked him if they had met as I pointed at the drill.

He said.. "What kind of question is that?" So I said "So you know the drill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_Make_DadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...

I was stoked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I used to have a job as a drill operator...

It was well boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aust_coleman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Why was the power drill a terrible comedian?

He was always forgetting his bits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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There was a fire drill at my work.

But it didn't work, so we got an extinguisher instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Drills are boring

Fastening things together with metal is riveting.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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Local hardware store had a workshop on drills and drill bits.

Talk about boring!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGators2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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I watched a guy drill a hole in the ground.

It was kind of bore-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stop_being_taken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakeable
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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My dad stepped on a drill bit. He was gilded by this response.

http://imgur.com/tSpaVNE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Bruce
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Murder by drill's the dullest way to die.

You get bored to death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabidFlamingo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2014
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What did the drill sergeant do with his newborn when the babysitter cancelled?

Took him to the infant-ry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandler404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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I hate my power drill.

It's such a tool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtoZZZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Why did the drill operator quit his job?

He said there was too much boring business involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brospankems
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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"This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!"

"Will someone please get me a drill?"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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Dad Buys Drill Bits

(at the hardware store)

Dad: "Hey, look! Boring Drill bits!"

Me: "Cool, I have a set in my dorm"

Dad: (calls over employee) "Excuse me 'mam. I see you have boring drill bits..."

Me: (oh god, here it comes)

Dad: Do you have any interesting drill bits?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyxlesci
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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What do you get when you put 8 drill bits together?

A drill byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MIH-Dave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill.

http://imgur.com/at7wOYq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nurris
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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Brainwashing people this is not a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esjay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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Okay, guys. You know the drill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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A dull drill bit...

..is not boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StingsLikeBitch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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My dad said this during a tornado drill

I'm at work and we had to go to the basement because of a tornado warning.

I tell him the situation and he says, "Its fine, you can leave once this all blows over."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPs_hot_cousin
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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I just got dad joked by my stern ex drill sergeant grandfather.

Some background, this man never makes jokes and never laughs. I'm doing some car work and he calls me and I go with 'Hey I'll call you later' he replies 'Don't call me later, call me grandpa' didn't even laugh just made the joke then hung up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N64GC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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I told the dentist he should turn off his drill and save his electricity bill

Because that gas he gave me was making the whole world spin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moeburn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Just got done with a four hour weapons drill in the sun

Senior Chief: I forgot to put on sun lotion, I look like a raddish.

Me: Then, after all that yelling, are you a hoarse raddish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosemourne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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Talking about drills.

Brother: And that's the chuck, right?

Dad: Well yes, but I'm not that familiar with it, so I call it the Charles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tericakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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A Vietnam vet bought me a drill head set

texted my dad "A nice Vietnam Vet just bought me a drill set!"

Dad: "He must have been a good man in Nam, and it sounds like he's a good man now. Looks like he hasn't changed a BIT!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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I just watched a video of a drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairychris88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Drills are boring
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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You know the drill

But do you know the screwdriver?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendofjustinn
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