Hammer - This is Not a Drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronThin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Guys this is not a drill!

It’s actually a screwdriver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestVirginia989
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today

Soldier: Thank You Sir!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill

I got mixed results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together

At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Maybe he was....(takes long pause) perfoming a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together. /r/Jokes/comments/j6b0uc/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alasimhere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Just watched a video about fancy drills

It was pretty boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/padawack2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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THIS NOT A DRILL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1019gunner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!

..dunno, I give up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Some people think drills are interesting

I think they're just boring tools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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This is not a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingerbreadboi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I just watched a video of a drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derextus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Coach used to tell me I screwed up my drills

I had no impact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prashantuprety8
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.

The job was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b3rkath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...

Kills his victims bit by bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I get the drill...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTBoICheRry_MEJA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My sister-in-law's grandfather used to tell stories of how he used to drill holes in stuff for a living...

How boring!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My Scottish friend makes macro-drills and their accessories...

He likes his job, a wee bit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Co-worker got a new drill and another co-worker responded, "Oh man, he's got a gun!"

The followed response, "Guys calm down, it's just a drill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPeabnut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I've never been excited over drill bits...

...I've always considered them to be boring tools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I was using my drill at work when all of a sudden it heated up so much, it caught fire!

So I called up Dewalt and they said: β€œnot to worry! It’s just a fire drill.”

REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydtheslothe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I thought I would tell a joke about this new set of drills I got.

I’m sure it would just bore you though.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I just watched a video about a new cordless drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/triple_stanley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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This is not a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KKScylla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I was helping my dad with construction he told me to get the hammer but I accidentally gave him the drill

He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoIsPharoah17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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tornado drill

coming to a home depot near you!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamyule
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was telling a joke about an electric drill.. but it didn’t make anyone laugh

I think I screwed up the punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ohm_B
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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You know the drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korkolykos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Not a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Fire drill!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AL_O0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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After being fired I got a job at the drill factory.

Its pretty boring, but its helping turn my life around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I got a job at a construction site to drill holes

Its a boring job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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you know the drill

but do you know the hammer?

I nailed that joke

you definitely saw those coming

but did you "see" that one coming?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelanieLN
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My job is to drill things, and then fasten them together.

At first it's boring, but later on, it's riveting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwerty1134
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Attention readers of dadjokes: This is NOT a drill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsnathanhere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Chain Saw and Hammer Drill imgur.com/rUlPQDT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambronia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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You know when they invented the pneumatic drill...

It was groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I know a pun about drills...

But it's boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hybrid_na
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Correct spelling for DRILL?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .

but I said that would be boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caferreri11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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from YouTube comments "you know the drill......"
  • A : "You know the drill

But do you know the screwdriver? I nailed that joke.ο»Ώ"

  • B : "No, you screwed it up."

  • C : "I'm going to wrench this joke from you.ο»Ώ"

  • D : "Stop trying to hammer in your punsο»Ώ."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunnerVee
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What do you call someone who drills holes?

Boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Drill sergeants like wearing aluminum hoodies.

They're full metal jackets after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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My dad didn't like the drill I got him.

He said it was too boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I just watched a video of a drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairychris88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Drills are boring
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