Drill Sergeant Puns

A list of puns related to "Drill Sergeant"

Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today

Soldier: Thank You Sir!

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!

..dunno, I give up.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Drill sergeants like wearing aluminum hoodies.

They're full metal jackets after all.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What did the drill sergeant do with his newborn when the babysitter cancelled?

Took him to the infant-ry

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👤︎ u/chandler404
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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I just got dad joked by my stern ex drill sergeant grandfather.

Some background, this man never makes jokes and never laughs. I'm doing some car work and he calls me and I go with 'Hey I'll call you later' he replies 'Don't call me later, call me grandpa' didn't even laugh just made the joke then hung up.

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👤︎ u/N64GC
📅︎ Jun 19 2015
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What do you call a bird in the army?

A drill sergeant

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👤︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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My veteran cousin opened a dentist office.

They named it Drill Sergeants'

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👤︎ u/twinsaber123
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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