Nope, unintended.
They've really Zhongguone too far this time!
But I think they're a good DOSE of fun.
Not a dad, but this is in line with it all.
It was a party around Halloween-time, but not specifically a Halloween party. Things were wrapping up, people were heading out and my roommates were saying goodbye.
They were doing some goofy ass handshake, bumping fists, slapping, all that dumb shit.
While they're wasting time, I look on the table and see various Halloween decorations, including body parts made out of Jell-O. They're slightly jiggling, as all Jell-O molds seem to do.
I quietly mumble "Hehe... handshake."
The host of the party looks at me and says "Are you making fun of our hand shake?"
Without saying anything else, I reach over to the table, pick up the plate the Jell-O zombie hand is on, hold it close to his face, wiggle it back and forth and repeat "Hand shake".
He grabs me by the back of my shirt and drags me out of the apartment. I thought it was funny.
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
..a duel meaning.
K9P
but it's actually more sluggish..
Me: โBrochureโ
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
But now I stand corrected.
He thought homes were built, not born.
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyโd taste as close to real worms as possible?
Crows mostly drank alone.
A meanderthal.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
"Itโs pasture bedtime!โ
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
But it was arson
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A reptile dysfunction.
And man my grandma sure is taking it hard.
My thoughts are with his family.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
The last straw.
Pointless
Me: Wait, what? Really?
Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.
She said, "How do you know it was on itโs way to work?โ
Then it hit me!
A satisfactory
