What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
Mfw I cant think of a title :0
I cant see why I am posting this, no one else will see this post
Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?
Cant weigh to see their face
What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
if Juan cant, i dont know who Pablo-bly can
Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!
You cant download the film 'The Cold'
What do u call a melon that cant marry?
Patient in hospital bed shouts to the doctor. Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs!
I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....
What cant you find at Whole Foods?
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg
You know why you cant fart in an Apple store ?
Because they dont have windows.
why cant you have a 12 inch nose?
Because it would be a foot then.
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
He cant even tell his son.
Apparently you cant use "beefstew" as a password
I must not be strogonough
(strong enough)
Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?
I cant handle how sharp this is.
I cant believe that locksmiths aren't working in some places
They are key workers after all
Dogs cant operate MRI machines
You cant hear psychopaths urinating
My dad just cant articulate dad jokes
I hope his speech therapy works
I went to the doctors the other day because I cant stop showing off.
They prescribed me some anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in.
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They dont know where home is
John Cena: *wakes up in hospital* Where am I? Doctor:ICU John Cena: No you cant
You cant run in a campground
You can only ran, because its past tents.
Alcohol is gay cuz when u are drunk you cant think straight
Poor guy cant find any hoes
What do you call a fly that cant fly
cant believe they fired me from the clock factory... with all those extra hours I put in...
why cant you hear the pterodactyl pee
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
You cant plant any flowers if you havent botany
A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"
The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
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