A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
What do you call a Mon Calamari working in a cantina?
Ackbartender.
An Ewok strolls into a cantina.
The Ewok says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whiskey and......soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
The new Double Wookie Burger at the Mos Eisley Cantina is a disappointment.
It’s two Chewie.
What do you call a bar that sells pre-packaged food?
A cantina.
