What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
Mfw I cant think of a title :0
I cant see why I am posting this, no one else will see this post
Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?
What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
Cant weigh to see their face
if Juan cant, i dont know who Pablo-bly can
Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!
You cant download the film 'The Cold'
What do u call a melon that cant marry?
Patient in hospital bed shouts to the doctor. Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs!
I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....
What cant you find at Whole Foods?
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg
why cant you have a 12 inch nose?
Because it would be a foot then.
You know why you cant fart in an Apple store ?
Because they dont have windows.
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
I cant watch my clock anymore!
The tik toks are so annoying...
He cant even tell his son.
Apparently you cant use "beefstew" as a password
I must not be strogonough
(strong enough)
Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?
I cant believe that locksmiths aren't working in some places
They are key workers after all
I cant handle how sharp this is.
Dogs cant operate MRI machines
My dad just cant articulate dad jokes
I hope his speech therapy works
You cant hear psychopaths urinating
I went to the doctors the other day because I cant stop showing off.
They prescribed me some anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in.
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They dont know where home is
John Cena: *wakes up in hospital* Where am I? Doctor:ICU John Cena: No you cant
You cant run in a campground
You can only ran, because its past tents.
Alcohol is gay cuz when u are drunk you cant think straight
What do you call a fly that cant fly
Poor guy cant find any hoes
why cant you play poker in a jungle
cant believe they fired me from the clock factory... with all those extra hours I put in...
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
White men cant jump but they can....
You cant plant any flowers if you havent botany
A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"
The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?
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