What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

Electile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Mfw I cant think of a title :0
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I cant see why I am posting this, no one else will see this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnofX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why cant bri'ish people pronounce t?

Because they drank it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eboy_Elmo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?

A mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Cant weigh to see their face
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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if Juan cant, i dont know who Pablo-bly can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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You cant download the film 'The Cold'

But, its streaming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do u call a melon that cant marry?

Cant-elope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13harry09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Patient in hospital bed shouts to the doctor. Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs!

I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What cant you find at Whole Foods?

Doughnuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phenicutie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.

I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgm810
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg

Because it's two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-dark-stallion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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You cant see him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchingfire3HG
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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why cant you have a 12 inch nose?

Because it would be a foot then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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You know why you cant fart in an Apple store ?

Because they dont have windows.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skrrrooch
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I cant watch my clock anymore!

The tik toks are so annoying...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker1155
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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He cant even tell his son.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Apparently you cant use "beefstew" as a password

I must not be strogonough

(strong enough)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?

Coz they're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I cant believe that locksmiths aren't working in some places

They are key workers after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I cant handle how sharp this is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Dogs cant operate MRI machines

But catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaaacclk
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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My dad just cant articulate dad jokes

I hope his speech therapy works

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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You cant hear psychopaths urinating

Bcos the P is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broshaine
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I went to the doctors the other day because I cant stop showing off.

They prescribed me some anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeves14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why cant orphans play baseball?

They dont know where home is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BonyPoi3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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John Cena: *wakes up in hospital* Where am I? Doctor:ICU John Cena: No you cant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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You cant run in a campground

You can only ran, because its past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDaddyRobG
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Alcohol is gay cuz when u are drunk you cant think straight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KonKast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I cant imagine having...

Aphantasia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRUZTYPANCAKES
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call a fly that cant fly

A lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KneeCola77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Poor guy cant find any hoes
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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why cant you play poker in a jungle

theres to many cheetas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitWharf8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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cant believe they fired me from the clock factory... with all those extra hours I put in...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothepropellor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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White men cant jump but they can....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supermr2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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You cant plant any flowers if you havent botany
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisNameIsJeffTris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"

The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevetheEevve
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call a monkey that cant get into his house?

A mon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xene_s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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