Then I guess this is just another average post.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call it when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake
That cow then jumped over a barbed wire fence. It was udder devastation.
I know, I really milked it.
"--A tractor."
But I’ll tell it to you one day inshallah my brothers.
As-salt with a deadly weapon?
She walked up to me, hands behind her back..
"Check it out, dad! This is really funny looking!"
"What? Lemme see..."
And the little shit holds up a mirror to my face, giggling her head off.
Payback is a bitch, little girl....
I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!
It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.
He's a small arms dealer.
