Lemme drop you some facts about gravity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Lemme get some K... v.redd.it/9n6ju6b8i5r31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papallamadrama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Lemme go buy some lute boxes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donotread123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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So, lemme get this straight: if the mean of 15, 19 and 20 is 18...

Then I guess this is just another average post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Lemme hit you with some cow jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call it when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake

That cow then jumped over a barbed wire fence. It was udder devastation.

I know, I really milked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralFirenze
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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"Son, lemme tell ya the best way to get a farm girl to consider dating you..."

"--A tractor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hondoh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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How did R Kelly respond to being found guilty in court?

I heard he’s pissed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Minnow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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A man walks into a rooftop bar

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. β€œWhat are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

β€œMagic beer,” he says.

β€œOh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.

β€œAmazing!” the man says. β€œLemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof β€”and plummets 15 stories to the ground.

The bartender shakes his head. β€œYou know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockRida317
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2021
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My professor wrote on his syllabus "If anyone asks me how I'm doing, my answer will always be 'I am great, how are you?'"

So when we ask him how he's doing, his answer is "It's on the syllabus".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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12yr old daughter got me good

She walked up to me, hands behind her back..

"Check it out, dad! This is really funny looking!"

"What? Lemme see..."

And the little shit holds up a mirror to my face, giggling her head off.

Payback is a bitch, little girl....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex.

He's a small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!

I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My Stepdad -- Every -- Time!!

Stepdad: Hey, you wanna go get some food?

Me: Yeah! Lemme just change.

Stepdad: Don't change, I like you just the way you are!

Me: ughhhhhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/padenp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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