Straight Outta Bhutan
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︎ Mar 01 2021
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Outta this world par-Tay
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Iβm already outta ideas
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Iβm already outta ideas
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Iβm already outta ideas
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Sucking the shit outta the pipe
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︎ Feb 16 2020
No, get the sink outta here
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger
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︎ Oct 06 2019
My Dad literary banged on the toilet window and shouted, "Did I scare the shit outta ya?"
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Bleach the crap outta it
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︎ Jun 21 2019
He is getting the F outta there!
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︎ Feb 15 2019
This doge is outta control
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︎ Apr 14 2019
While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, βCanβt wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on yaβ she said, βWhat kinda flowerβ
No hesitation I say, βTulipsβ
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Why did the cokehead get kicked outta Six Flags?
He was caught cutting lines!
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I used to work for this cheap-ass baker. You couldn't pumperknickle outta this guy.
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︎ Nov 29 2014
Straight Outta Compton Joke
Commercial comes on TV and my dad asks me who that movie is about. I told him that Ice Cube is one of the main characters, and he is played by his son in the movie.
His response: "What's his name? Crushed Ice?"
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︎ Jan 18 2016
Dad joke straight outta compton
My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.
Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"
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︎ Aug 14 2015
What's slippery when wet?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?
Because they are outta mein kampfort zone
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Two antennas got married...
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Damn birds got us again
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︎ Feb 28 2020
What kind of cattle is always sleepy?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What did the Cow say to the other cow who was in her way?
Moo outta my way, you cow.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
If a pun happens and no one is around to hear it, is it a pun at all?
Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.
Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!
Also me, silently: canβt believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What's the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Dear Acne
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What did the showerhead say to the conditioner?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, βCan you imagine being that strong?β
So I picked up the leaf and said, βYes.β
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︎ Dec 02 2018
Seminars
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.
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︎ Oct 14 2018
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other:
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Batman puns...
Will make a Joker outta me yet.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Just some space puns
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︎ Jan 26 2020
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Why is milk the fastest thing ever?
Because itβs pasteurized before you see it.
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︎ Jul 08 2018
My son is almost 3, and frantically calls me into his room when he should be sleeping. Dad! Dad! Put your finger in my ear... so I do...
"Get outta h-ear!", he says to me.
Made me so proud. Unprompted dad jokes from our little apprentices are just so great.
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︎ May 19 2020
What goes "ooh ooh"?
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︎ Nov 23 2017
I finally figured out how they make holy water...
They boil the hell outta it.
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︎ May 07 2020
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't great...
However, the reception was amazing
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What do you call a forest at a funeral?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I finally got rid of my head lice
That problem's outta my hair
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?
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︎ Sep 01 2018
My favorite musician.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
Iβve developed a chronic fear of giants
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︎ Aug 26 2018
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
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