I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
Sucking the shit outta the pipe
No, get the sink outta here
I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger
My Dad literary banged on the toilet window and shouted, "Did I scare the shit outta ya?"
He is getting the F outta there!
This doge is outta control
While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, “Can’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, “What kinda flower”
No hesitation I say, “Tulips”
Why did the cokehead get kicked outta Six Flags?
He was caught cutting lines!
I used to work for this cheap-ass baker. You couldn't pumperknickle outta this guy.
Straight Outta Compton Joke
Commercial comes on TV and my dad asks me who that movie is about. I told him that Ice Cube is one of the main characters, and he is played by his son in the movie.
His response: "What's his name? Crushed Ice?"
Dad joke straight outta compton
My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.
Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"
What's slippery when wet?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?
Because they are outta mein kampfort zone
Two antennas got married...
The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
Asian girls don’t poop...
What kind of cattle is always sleepy?
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
What did the Cow say to the other cow who was in her way?
Moo outta my way, you cow.
Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
If a pun happens and no one is around to hear it, is it a pun at all?
Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.
Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!
Also me, silently: can’t believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass
What's the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws
What did the showerhead say to the conditioner?
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other:
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Batman puns...
Will make a Joker outta me yet.
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
Why is milk the fastest thing ever?
Because it’s pasteurized before you see it.
My son is almost 3, and frantically calls me into his room when he should be sleeping. Dad! Dad! Put your finger in my ear... so I do...
"Get outta h-ear!", he says to me.
Made me so proud. Unprompted dad jokes from our little apprentices are just so great.
I finally figured out how they make holy water...
They boil the hell outta it.
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't great...
However, the reception was amazing
What do you call a forest at a funeral?
I finally got rid of my head lice
That problem's outta my hair
What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?
I’ve developed a chronic fear of giants
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
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