Straight Outta Bhutan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FermentToBee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Outta this world par-Tay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natnat301
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I’m already outta ideas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicalTelephone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I’m already outta ideas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicalTelephone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I’m already outta ideas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicalTelephone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Sucking the shit outta the pipe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qomzt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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No, get the sink outta here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mammayeywyy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger

It was pretty toasty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisemenGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My Dad literary banged on the toilet window and shouted, "Did I scare the shit outta ya?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaticSyCo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Bleach the crap outta it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AetherScience
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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He is getting the F outta there!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandajag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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This doge is outta control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jussymane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, β€œCan’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, β€œWhat kinda flower”

No hesitation I say, β€œTulips”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vHRenegade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why did the cokehead get kicked outta Six Flags?

He was caught cutting lines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Disarray215
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I used to work for this cheap-ass baker. You couldn't pumperknickle outta this guy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfman863
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Straight Outta Compton Joke

Commercial comes on TV and my dad asks me who that movie is about. I told him that Ice Cube is one of the main characters, and he is played by his son in the movie.

His response: "What's his name? Crushed Ice?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigsho504
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Dad joke straight outta compton

My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.

Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourchingoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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What's slippery when wet?

A wet slipper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?

Because they are outta mein kampfort zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Two antennas got married...

The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoopski-Potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Damn birds got us again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knorke3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What kind of cattle is always sleepy?

A bulldozer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PokWangpanmang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He finishes his drink and asks for his check.

Duck billed platypus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What did the Cow say to the other cow who was in her way?

Moo outta my way, you cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albus_Veritas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?

Cause he was outta tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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If a pun happens and no one is around to hear it, is it a pun at all?

Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.

Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!

Also me, silently: can’t believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seawoo10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What's the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws

Outlaws are wanted.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Dear Acne

Get outta my face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brian56537
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What did the showerhead say to the conditioner?

Get outta hair!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheelingood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, β€œCan you imagine being that strong?”

So I picked up the leaf and said, β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Seminars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrian1920
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.

Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?

Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other:

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfalberto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Batman puns...

Will make a Joker outta me yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Just some space puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why is milk the fastest thing ever?

Because it’s pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetsdothisEpic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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My son is almost 3, and frantically calls me into his room when he should be sleeping. Dad! Dad! Put your finger in my ear... so I do...

"Get outta h-ear!", he says to me.

Made me so proud. Unprompted dad jokes from our little apprentices are just so great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyz-ac
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What goes "ooh ooh"?

A cow with no lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxietyevangelist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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I finally figured out how they make holy water...

They boil the hell outta it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTcompass
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't great...

However, the reception was amazing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pigglz_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What do you call a forest at a funeral?

Mourning wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmbossman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I finally got rid of my head lice

That problem's outta my hair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinateUniverse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What type of blood do you give a pessimistic person?

B positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashHash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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My favorite musician.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I’ve developed a chronic fear of giants

It’s called feefifobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food.... no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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