The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
WELL that sucks.. got stuck
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Having been stuck at home for quarantine, my wife started having this recurring nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it Stalk Home syndrome.
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︎ May 03 2021
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Tried some viagra in the bedroom with my wife but it got stuck in my throat
I've had a stiff neck for a week
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I was stuck in a traffic jam...
It still amazes me how they get the jars that big.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Don't you hate it when a cranberries song gets stuck in your head
In your head in your heeeaaad
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The ship is no longer stuck!
Thankfully the tug boats pulled it off.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What do you do to pass time while stuck in concrete?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
One of Santaβs biggest fears is getting stuck in the chimney while delivering presents
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What did the electrician say when his kid stuck his finger in the socket?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My 2 pet birds got stuck together, so I took them to the vets to see what they could do.
Apparently, he couldn't do anything, because it was just....
Toucan-fusing.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Why did that boat really get stuck in the Suez Canal?
Someone turned on the light in the back seat and it distracted the driver.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...
βFar Canal. I hate this placeβ.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I got home one day and a book was stuck to my toddler
Me: What'd you do today?
My toddler: Nothing
Me: Are you sure about that?
My toddler: That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Iβm selling a TV for $1, but itβs broken and itβs stuck on the highest volume.
Itβs something you canβt turn down!
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What letter of the alphabet does Beyonce get stuck at?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
Heβll do anything for a buck.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
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︎ Dec 29 2020
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."
Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.
I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My pregnant neighbor was really nervous when the woman who was to assist her in labor was stuck in traffic.
She was having a midwife crisis.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
A guy got his foot stuck in a vat of milk.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Beauty and the Beast is a great story about a beast who is almost condemned to be stuck as a beast forever but gets...
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isnβt the worst thing that happened to me today.
But itβs definitely up there.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Being stuck at home during lockdown, I keep having these nightmares that my house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it the stalk home syndrome.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Apr 09 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat
I woke up with a stiff neck
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
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