The cast of βFriendsβ got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Tried some viagra in the bedroom with my wife but it got stuck in my throat
I've had a stiff neck for a week
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What happens when the casts of friends get stuck out in sea on a raft
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I was stuck in a traffic jam...
It still amazes me how they get the jars that big.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Don't you hate it when a cranberries song gets stuck in your head
In your head in your heeeaaad
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The ship is no longer stuck!
Thankfully the tug boats pulled it off.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What do you do to pass time while stuck in concrete?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
One of Santaβs biggest fears is getting stuck in the chimney while delivering presents
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What did the electrician say when his kid stuck his finger in the socket?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My 2 pet birds got stuck together, so I took them to the vets to see what they could do.
Apparently, he couldn't do anything, because it was just....
Toucan-fusing.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why did that boat really get stuck in the Suez Canal?
Someone turned on the light in the back seat and it distracted the driver.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...
βFar Canal. I hate this placeβ.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I got home one day and a book was stuck to my toddler
Me: What'd you do today?
My toddler: Nothing
Me: Are you sure about that?
My toddler: That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Iβm selling a TV for $1, but itβs broken and itβs stuck on the highest volume.
Itβs something you canβt turn down!
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What letter of the alphabet does Beyonce get stuck at?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
Heβll do anything for a buck.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
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︎ Dec 29 2020
From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Being stuck at home during lockdown, I keep having these nightmares that my house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it the stalk home syndrome.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."
Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.
I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My pregnant neighbor was really nervous when the woman who was to assist her in labor was stuck in traffic.
She was having a midwife crisis.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
A guy got his foot stuck in a vat of milk.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Beauty and the Beast is a great story about a beast who is almost condemned to be stuck as a beast forever but gets...
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isnβt the worst thing that happened to me today.
But itβs definitely up there.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I'm in the hospital now waiting to see a cardyologist.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What did the chef use to keep his dinner stuck together?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Apr 09 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat
I woke up with a stiff neck
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
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