A list of puns related to "Stuck In Lift"
Could be in here for about 2 hours. Haven't had an eta on an engineer yet. I'm the one who normally goes into the controls to let people out.
Apparently it happens way more than I thought - anyone here been stuck in a lift and got any good stories/videos? (Need some entertainment for a slow day at work)
"The lift is stuck."
"Well, get someone in here to fix it!"
"They just made it worse."
"More people means more problem solvers! Drag a few more in here!"
"Still not fixed. Also getting a little crowded."
"Nonsense! We could easily fit hundreds more in here! MORE!"
"The lift's lurching a bit."
"That's nothing to do with the amount of people, just how we distribute our weight! MORE MORE MORE!"
"We're falling now."
"Don't worry, it'll stop eventually!"
"Fire's coming through the door."
"What's wrong, can't handle a little heat?"
"Maybe we should've tried to fix the lift ourselves instead of dragging more people in to fix it for us?"
"How dare you try to blame me I MEAN us! The corporation that built this lift is the only one to -"
CRASH
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